Tuesday, November 30, 2010

GREAT POST TOMORROW

TOMORROW I GET TO GO THE THE PULMONOLGIST, AND GET MY LUNGS CHECKED OUT, AS A ROUTINE PART OF GENERAL OVERALL GARE. I STILL GET WINDED TOO EASY, EVEN WITH A LOT OF RESTS, AND I CAN'T  BE PHOTOGRAPHING STUFF FOR Y'ALL, AND ME WITH THAT CRAP GOING ON!!!      NOW CAN I?
I HAVEN'T CLEARED MY THROAT OR BLOWN MY NOSE FOR A WEEK.
I  HAVE A LITTLE PRODUCTIVE JUNK COMING UP BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT!

I PRAY HE ASKS FOR A SPUTUM SPECIMEN CAUSE I BEEN SAVING UP DAWG!!


AND WHEN THEY HAND ME THAT CLINICAL, STERILE, LABELED, OFFICIAL LOOGE JAR- 
I'M GONNA GO HEBREW ON THEM WITH AN
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HAKIEM  TOOEY!

AND I'M GONNA DEPOSIT THE LARGEST HOCKER THAT'S EVER BEEN HOCKED!

HOWEVER, THE ONLY THING IN 30 YEARS OF MEDICINE THAT GETS ME:

IS HOCKING.....IF SOMEONE STARTS HOCKING AND IT KEEPS GOING---I'M HISTORY---I'M HOCKER #2- THE LOOGEY BROTHERS, LONG LOOGEY RUNNING, CHINA LOOGEY JUST PRAYING I DON'T PUKE.
MOST TIMES I CAN RECOVER - DEPENDING ON THICKNESS!  I'M ALMOST STARTING TO HOCK DOING THIS POST!


SPUTUM SPECIMEN
URINE SPECIMEN
WITH PRESSURE!!!!


ANYWAY--I'LL GET TO BLOW  SOMETHING I'M SURE!  SHUT-UP HEFF!

AND IF I FORGET--PLEASE SOMEONE REMIND ME TO POST ABOUT THE GARBAGE CAN!!!!!!!

TOO MUCH PRESSURE!
JMc

11 comments:

  1. I hope the pulmonologist is ready for you, Juanny!

    ♪ ♫ "Blow Juanny, Blow...Juanny B. Goode..." ♪

    Best of luck at your appt!!

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  2. If he gives you a prostrate exam at the same time you are trying to get some phlegm out it may come easier. Especially if he played Center Guard in college basketball. I understand you need really big hands to play center in basketball.

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  3. LuLu-- LMBO-- I will NOT BLow and I will BE GOODE!!! Thanks- I needed that smile this early--well it's early for me!

    Juanny


    TWM- Dude- I can always count on my bro for counseling and comfort! It's what I Love about you best! If he says drop em--I'm outta there!


    J

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  4. "pulmonologist", huh ? Let's see here.....

    Ok, got it....


    John, I once had my "Nologist" pulled, and I rather enjoyed it !!!!

    Good luck, man !!!

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  5. Jeannie-- You Booger You!

    LOL

    J


    Heff- LMAO!!!!!!!!!! He didn't even touch me--and I paid for that!!!

    J

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  6. Not being able to breathe sucks. I feel your pain. I'm not looking at the pics on your next post...

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  7. JEN-- LMBO--I'm NOT posting pictures of That!! LOL-- It's harmless I promise!

    John

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  8. You are too funny. But I hope you're okay. All that spitting sounds nasty. What is it with guys and bodily fluids? Hmmmmm???

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  9. you are so darn funny!
    I hope it all turns out okay!

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  10. The gives you a prostrate exam at labatterie
    the same time you are trying to get some phlegm out it may come easier.

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