TOMORROW I GET TO GO THE THE PULMONOLGIST, AND GET MY LUNGS CHECKED OUT, AS A ROUTINE PART OF GENERAL OVERALL GARE. I STILL GET WINDED TOO EASY, EVEN WITH A LOT OF RESTS, AND I CAN'T BE PHOTOGRAPHING STUFF FOR Y'ALL, AND ME WITH THAT CRAP GOING ON!!! NOW CAN I?
I HAVEN'T CLEARED MY THROAT OR BLOWN MY NOSE FOR A WEEK.
I HAVE A LITTLE PRODUCTIVE JUNK COMING UP BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT!
I PRAY HE ASKS FOR A SPUTUM SPECIMEN CAUSE I BEEN SAVING UP DAWG!!
AND WHEN THEY HAND ME THAT CLINICAL, STERILE, LABELED, OFFICIAL LOOGE JAR-
I'M GONNA GO HEBREW ON THEM WITH AN
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HAKIEM TOOEY!
AND I'M GONNA DEPOSIT THE LARGEST HOCKER THAT'S EVER BEEN HOCKED!
HOWEVER, THE ONLY THING IN 30 YEARS OF MEDICINE THAT GETS ME:
MOST TIMES I CAN RECOVER - DEPENDING ON THICKNESS! I'M ALMOST STARTING TO HOCK DOING THIS POST!
SPUTUM SPECIMEN
URINE SPECIMEN
WITH PRESSURE!!!!
ANYWAY--I'LL GET TO BLOW SOMETHING I'M SURE! SHUT-UP HEFF!
AND IF I FORGET--PLEASE SOMEONE REMIND ME TO POST ABOUT THE GARBAGE CAN!!!!!!!
TOO MUCH PRESSURE!
JMc
I hope the pulmonologist is ready for you, Juanny!
ReplyDelete♪ ♫ "Blow Juanny, Blow...Juanny B. Goode..." ♪
Best of luck at your appt!!
If he gives you a prostrate exam at the same time you are trying to get some phlegm out it may come easier. Especially if he played Center Guard in college basketball. I understand you need really big hands to play center in basketball.
ReplyDeleteLuLu-- LMBO-- I will NOT BLow and I will BE GOODE!!! Thanks- I needed that smile this early--well it's early for me!
ReplyDeleteJuanny
TWM- Dude- I can always count on my bro for counseling and comfort! It's what I Love about you best! If he says drop em--I'm outta there!
J
Snot gonna be fun I think.
ReplyDelete"pulmonologist", huh ? Let's see here.....
ReplyDeleteOk, got it....
John, I once had my "Nologist" pulled, and I rather enjoyed it !!!!
Good luck, man !!!
Jeannie-- You Booger You!
ReplyDeleteLOL
J
Heff- LMAO!!!!!!!!!! He didn't even touch me--and I paid for that!!!
J
Not being able to breathe sucks. I feel your pain. I'm not looking at the pics on your next post...
ReplyDeleteJEN-- LMBO--I'm NOT posting pictures of That!! LOL-- It's harmless I promise!
ReplyDeleteJohn
You are too funny. But I hope you're okay. All that spitting sounds nasty. What is it with guys and bodily fluids? Hmmmmm???
ReplyDeleteyou are so darn funny!
ReplyDeleteI hope it all turns out okay!
The gives you a prostrate exam at labatterie
ReplyDeletethe same time you are trying to get some phlegm out it may come easier.