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*WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES*
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and
never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live
without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his
deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man
in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible. . .
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No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer.
That's what beer does...
Never mind.
JMc
I should hope no woman would ever have to live up to that mountain of expectations! I'd rather pass him a beer. I can do that. (Although he'd be damn lucky if I bought the brand he prefers)
ReplyDeletelove the fisherman
You had our hopes up and then... :)
ReplyDeleteDAMN STRAIGHT, BRO !
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm about to go KISS ONE right now !!!
So funny.
ReplyDeleteThis really moved my heart and made me think of my husband. I will overlook the part about the beer and let the rest stay in my heart to remind me. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteWay to go, Mr. John!
ReplyDeleteBeer is probably the second best idea that God had!
Happy Thanksgiving to all My Buddies!
ReplyDeleteI wish I still liked beer!
Sorry all!!!--but my wife read the first part- and then hit me--when she read the beer part!
Ouch!!!
Toyin O. & Middle Child-- Welcome to the Madhouse of Full-On!!!!!
True, but beer can't do your laundry....
ReplyDeleteThat's great
ReplyDeleteTHanks Popsie!
ReplyDeleteLOL PAT!!!! TRU DAT!
Almost makes me want to get a divorce after 27 years and start drinking again.
ReplyDeleteToo funny. Good to see you are still at it over here, John. You do make Seaspray and I chuckle.
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