MILITARY CUTBACKS

DUE TO THE DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS WE HAVE BEEN FORCED TO MAKE SOME DRASTIC MILITARY CUTBACKS.

DON'T WORRY THOUGH, WE HAVE NOT LOST OUR CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY TO THE "TERRARRRIST" ROCK CHUNKERS! - ACCORDING TO PRESIDENT BUSH AND THE CHIEFS OF STAFF!

THEY ARE ALSO FACING CUTBACKS : AS I THINK THEY NOW RECEIVE MAYBE A 1 OR 2 VIRGINS AND 49 SKANKS UPON MARTYTDOM!

PEACE

JOHN