Monday, May 7, 2007

INSTALLING LOVE: COMPUTER CODE

Tech Support:/**/ Yes, .. how can I help you? /*
*/Customer:/**/ Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process? /*
*/Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?/*
*/Customer:/**/ Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do/* */I do first?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located/* */your Heart?/*
*/Customer:/**/ Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it/* */okay to/**/ install Love while they are running?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ What programs are running ?/*
*/Customer:/**/ Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge andResentment running right now./*
*/Tech Support:/**/ No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your/* */current operating system. It may remain in your
permanent memory but it/**/ will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low/* */Self-Esteem with a/**/ module
of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment Those programs prevent/*
*/Love from being/**/ properly installed Can you turn those off ?/*
*/Customer:/**/ I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invokeForgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge
andResentment have been completely erased./*
*/Customer:/**/ Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is thatnormal?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades./*
*/Customer:/**/ Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -/*
*/Program not/**/ run on external components ." What should I do?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to/* */run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your
Heart. In/**/ non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others./*
*/Customer:/**/ So, what should I do?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the followingfiles: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge
your Limitations./*
*/Customer:/**/ Okay, done./*
*/Tech Support:/**/ Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system/* */will/**/ overwrite any conflicting files and begin
patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to
make sure it is completely gone and never comes back./*
*/Customer:/**/ Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile/* */is playing on/**/ my monitor and Peace and Contentment are
copying themselves/* */all over My Heart./**/ Is this normal?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed
and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it/*
*/and its various modules to/**/ everyone you meet. They will in turn share it/* */with others and return some cool/**/ modules back to
you./*
*/Customer:/**/ Thank you, God. /*
*/Please send this to everyone you know. /**/If you delete that is okay, God's love is not based on emails./*

5 comments:

  1. That's clever! I used get the blue screen of death when installing that program.

    Good thing I upgraded.

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  2. I'm going to answer your question regarding the photo here, rather than in AD's blog. :-)

    You're going to need to go to your "edit profile" page (the page where you can enter the "about me", your location, etc). On that page is an option to upload a picture from a URL. The best thing I can suggest to you is to get a photobucket.com account (freeeeee), and upload whatever picture you want to use for your comments/profile. Once it's uploaded, there will be a few text boxes underneath the finished product...one for embedding it, one for linking to it, and one that only includes the URL. Copy/paste the URL ONLY into the box on Blogger for your profile picture. Then save. That should do it. If you have any issues, feel free to email me at fhornredmuse at gmail dot com. :-)

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  3. Thank you so much you two. I'm such a rookie that you are giving me the only traffic I have- AD"s And Babs in the Bible Belt! I'll keep pecking away! Great stuff from both of you and I'm learning a lot from you both!

    Let me know if you see me making any real faux paus OK.

    Love and Blessings'

    JOhn

    Hammer- thanks for always being there man- even if ya are gay! LOL

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  4. You posted that you have been straight for 25 years. I was wondering what happened to the other 27 lol! ;D

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  5. Danmn--ONLY YOU Hammer ONLY YOU--would pick up on that LMAO!!!

    J

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Incredibly smart relies: