INSTALLING LOVE: COMPUTER CODE

Tech Support:/**/ Yes, .. how can I help you? /*
*/Customer:/**/ Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process? /*
*/Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?/*
*/Customer:/**/ Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do/* */I do first?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located/* */your Heart?/*
*/Customer:/**/ Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it/* */okay to/**/ install Love while they are running?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ What programs are running ?/*
*/Customer:/**/ Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge andResentment running right now./*
*/Tech Support:/**/ No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your/* */current operating system. It may remain in your
permanent memory but it/**/ will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low/* */Self-Esteem with a/**/ module
of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment Those programs prevent/*
*/Love from being/**/ properly installed Can you turn those off ?/*
*/Customer:/**/ I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invokeForgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge
andResentment have been completely erased./*
*/Customer:/**/ Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is thatnormal?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades./*
*/Customer:/**/ Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -/*
*/Program not/**/ run on external components ." What should I do?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to/* */run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your
Heart. In/**/ non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others./*
*/Customer:/**/ So, what should I do?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the followingfiles: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge
your Limitations./*
*/Customer:/**/ Okay, done./*
*/Tech Support:/**/ Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system/* */will/**/ overwrite any conflicting files and begin
patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to
make sure it is completely gone and never comes back./*
*/Customer:/**/ Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile/* */is playing on/**/ my monitor and Peace and Contentment are
copying themselves/* */all over My Heart./**/ Is this normal?/*
*/Tech Support:/**/ Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed
and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it/*
*/and its various modules to/**/ everyone you meet. They will in turn share it/* */with others and return some cool/**/ modules back to
you./*
*/Customer:/**/ Thank you, God. /*
*/Please send this to everyone you know. /**/If you delete that is okay, God's love is not based on emails./*