Wednesday, May 9, 2007


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. (1 Kilo is about 1.5 million in Cocaine!)
or $4.00 of Hammers Homegrown. LOL Well He called me gay!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Water = Poop Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.


  1. lol. I've been called full of it many times.
    I never knew it was true!

  2. I added you to my links, sorry it took so long, I'm getting senile.

  3. Thank you my Man-- I'm truly honored!


  4. I just noticed you are from Lexington. My uncle lives in Ridge Springs which I think is pretty close. Wow small world.

  5. B- LMAO @ that one too!!!

    Poop- Paramedics in our class (1975-LOL) from Ridge Springs caught hell- we accused them of Giving 2 cc's of Stumpwater IV and if all else failed: then shake the rattles and dance!

    Hammer my man- you are not full of it- I know you do high colonics daily- bonnie told me that!

    Thank you all so much for stopping by!

  6. I must really be full of shit because I drink 4 liters a day.

    Ah...A Hammer Friend. :)

  7. Carrie-
    Any friend of Hammers--- uhh- Must be full of Shit- LOL!!
    Thanks so much for stopping by. How can you drink that much and not PEE all day long. I mean- not not Pee all- well, spend the hole sorry Whole day in the bathroom.

    We should all drink that much water so our cells will operate at maximum efficiency but I get so much in Soda and Tea it's not funny.

    Do you drink just regular water or do you spice it up with Lemon, Bottled etc?

    Interested, seriously..


  8. You had me going for a moment. I never enjoyed drinking water, but started recently b/c of Weight Watchers. Oh well, at least I'm way below the "average."

    I also enjoyed your life lessons and living will posts.


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