Sunday, January 27, 2008

WATER OF LIFE

OK Class: We all need to start chewing different types of Bubble Gum!!





THANKS TO SEASPRAY (drop by and give her a shout!!!! @ get the link to YOUR Element page!) FOR THIS REALLY COOL LINK: SEA- IS IT REALLY ANY SURPRISE THAT WE ARE THE SAME ELEMENT- (SURPRISE ELEMENT he he)


Your Element Is Water






A bit of a contradiction, you can seem both lighthearted and serious.
That's because you're good at going with the flow - but you also are deep.

Highly intuitive, you tune in to people's emotions and moods easily.
You are able to tap into deep emotional connections and connect with others.

You prefer a smooth, harmonious life - but you can navigate your way around waves.
You have a knack for getting people to get along and making life a little more peaceful.


and my own self-assessment:

1. HEARING WATER MAKES YOU REALLY REALLY HAVE TO PEE!

2. I CAN PEE ON BOTH FEET AT THE SAME TIME. SO I DON'T REAAAAALLLLHHHHEHEEHHEHEEEEE GO WITH THE FLOW.

3. AN EXAMPLE OF A DEEP EMOTIONAL CONNECTION WITH SOMEONE:

"EXACTLY HOW LONG HAS THE BOIL BEEN ON YOUR LEFT BUTT CHECK?" FOLLOWED WITH DEEP THOUGHT IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION...... "HURT?"

HIGHLY INTUITIVE I KNOW WHEN TO STOP WHEN ARGU-- TALKING WITH MY WIFE.

4. I'M BOTH LIGHTHEARTED AND SERIOUS. AS IN SAYING "SERIOUS AS A HEART ATTACK- WHILE HAVING MY FINGERS CROSSED BEHIND MY BACK.

I TOLD A LADY (RN) AT WORK THE OTHER DAY WHO DOES NOT HAVE CABLE OR DISH/DIRECTv- THAT IN 2009 SHE WOULD HAVE TO BUY HD REYNOLDS WRAP FOR HER TV's RABBIT EARS! (I really did!)

5. I CAN NAVIGATE AROUND WAVES- AND WACS TOO. EVEN THOUGH I LIKE MY WOMEN TO HAVE PEANUT BUTTER LEGS.....


READY?

BROWN, SMOOTH AND EASY TO SPREAD- Did you actually think I would not leave at least one disgusting "OMG JOHN" out of an entire post?

6. MY KNACK FOR LEAVING THE WORLD A LITTLE BETTER AND MORE PEACEFUL IS AT A PARTY TO SAY- THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED, I THINK WE NEED AN AFRICAN AMERICAN FEMALE LIBERAL PRESIDENT, BAN PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION AND BUILD UP OUR NUCLEAR ARSENAL? - YOU?"-

THEN TURN ABRUPTLY WAVE AT SOMEONE ACROSS THE ROOM AND LEAVE!