SPIDER FAITH

SPIDER FAITH

DOES HE HAVE FAITH ENOUGH TO WALK ON WATER

AT LEAST HE HAS GONE FARTHER THAN MOST!

THE  POSITIVE  SIDE  OF  LIFE:

Living on Earth is expensive, 

   but it does include a free trip 

   around the sun every year. 

   How long a minute is 

    depends on what side of the 

   bathroom door you're on. 

 

   Birthdays are good for you; 

    the more you have, 

   the longer you live. 

 

   Happiness comes  through doors you 

   didn't even know you left open. 

 

    Ever notice that the people who are late 

    are often much  jollier 

   than the people who have to wait for them ? 

 

   Most of us go to our grave  

   with our music still  inside of us. 

 (I LOVED this one!)

 

     If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, 

   how come nothing is free yet ? 

 

   You may be only one person in the world, 

   but you may also be the world to one person. 

 

   Some mistakes are too much  fun 

   to only make  once. 

   Don't cry because it's over; 

   smile because it happened. 

 

    We could learn a lot  from crayons: 

   some are sharp, some are pretty, 

   some are dull, some have weird names, 

   and all are different colors....but 

   they all exist very nicely in the same box. 

 

   A truly happy person is one who 

    can enjoy the scenery on a detour. 

 

   Have an awesome  day, and 

    know that someone 

   who thinks you're great 

   has thought about you today !..  

   "And that person was  me."..... 

Working for God on earth does not pay much,

But His Retirement plan is

Out of this world !!