Thursday, November 1, 2012

COMPLETE vs FINISHED


COMPLETE vs FINISHED





  • No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference
    between the two words complete and finished. In a recently held linguistic
    competition in London, England, attended by the best in the world,
    Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear
    winner with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes. Here is his answer
    which made him receive an invitation to dine with the Queen. He won a trip
    to travel the world in style and a case of 25 year old Eldorado rum for his answer.

    His final question was this....

    How to explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED

    in a way that is easy to understand.

    Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED .

    Here is his astute answer ....

    When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE
    ,
    And when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.

    And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!
     
     
     
     
    LOVE TO ALL
     
     
     
    JMc

10 comments:

  1. One time I took a dump that was SO bad, when the job was COMPLETE, my commode was FINISHED !

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  2. Son--You just ain't right! ^5 Heffer!

    JB

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  3. Been thinking of Heff! You have the weirdest friends - like ME :-)


    Aloha from Waikiki, Friend
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  4. We are weird magnets!!!

    Hugs Sis,

    John

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  5. I've got a BETTER ONE : If Green CheeseDip doesn't COMPLETE the season with another Auburn win, he's FINISHED !

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  6. He's finished anyway--Green Cheesedip-LOL!! Man I never thought they's fall that flat. And how about our Lamecocks chocking as usual--we should have beat FL. I'm not so sure about LS-WHO!

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  7. Oh geez! Does your wife read these? :)

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  8. Nope--we are finished- ar ar- and almost Completely finished. I'm now footloose and fancy free. It's a good thing- a Mutual decision and respectful separation. Even if she did she'd just shake her head and walk on...she's pretty cool like that.

    J

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  9. LOL Good one! Definitely could put man, instead of women in there. :)

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  10. Haha...you know how to truly explain the English language. Come teach the Cubans and folks from South America a thing or two! :)

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Incredibly smart relies: