DEER & DOG
or
REED & GOD if DYSLEXIC!
Original source not know- Both from From Internet
THESE TWO CLEMSON FOOTBALL PLAYERS WERE ON ACADEMIC PROBATION AND HAD A BIG GAME COMING UP AGAINST SC!
TO GET THEM ELIGIBLE THE FACULTY MADE UP A TEST TO GET THEM BACK ON THE FIELD.
IT CONSISTED OF 1 QUESTION...
OLD MACDONALD HAD A ________?
THE PROFESSOR TURNED HIS BACK AND ONE PLAYER ASKED THE OTHER WHAT THE ANSWER WAS. THE OTHER PLAYER MOUTHED THE WORD FARM, AND THE FIRST PLAYER NODDED AND GRINNED.
A FEW MINUTES LATER THE FIRST PLAYER GOT THE ATTENTION OF HIS FRIEND AND ASKED...
HOW DO YOU SPELL FARM?
THE FRIEND WAS IN DISBELIEF AND SAID YOU DUMMY.....
IT'S
E I E I O !!!
LOVE TO ALL
JMc
LOL!...good ones. Great jokes to start the weekend for me
ReplyDeleteWhat? I don't get it! That looks like how you spell it right to me, except they used all upper case letters.
ReplyDeleteMamakucigbooks-- TYVM and welcome! Very silly- but I was pressed for time.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend,
J
Mark-- KNot every one is as well versed in Englist as you, be kint to dem.
It was spelted rite but they don't noe that! ;_)
BBB,
J
Just what I was in need of. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteTracy--I will-Thanks...you too!
ReplyDeleteJ
Happy Aloha Friday!
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That first one is hilarious!
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