EduMiCaTiOnIs4-U-Ere!
what is in the middle of a
HURRICANE?
THE "I" OF COURSE!
WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ONE OF THE FOREMOST FACTUAL SCIENTIFIC BLOGS AROUND?
THIS IS CUTTING EDGE STUFF HERE. AND I KNOW MOST OF YOU LOOKED UP TO SEE IF IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE........BUSTED!
OK--SO THIS STRING WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DRINK.
THE BARTENDER SAYS WE DON'T SERVE STRINGS HERE.
THE STRING LEAVES PERTURBED, AND THINKS ABOUT IT, AND GOES BACK IN AND ANGRILY ORDERS ANOTHER DRINK!
BARTENDER: WE DON'T SERVE STRINGS HERE- GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK!
THE STRING LEAVES AND GETS MADDER AND MADDER AND DISGUISES ITSELF.
IT UNRAVELS IT'S END AND FOR GOOD MEASURE TIES ITSELF IN A LOOP WITH THE ENDS STICKING UP ABOVE IT AND GOES BACK IN AND ORDERS A DRINK.
THE BARTENDER LOOKS AT IT SUSPICIOUSLY AND SAYS HEY, AREN'T YOU THE STRING THAT WAS JUST IN HERE TWICE?
THE STRING SAYS IN A DEEP VOICE,
NO, I'M A FRAYED KNOT!!!!!
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HEY- I CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!
CHEETO HEADS AUDITION PICS!
I SLEEPS AFTER I EAT FISHES
WHATSAMATTER- CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
YES! YES! RIGHT THERE!
I'M JUST GLAD GLAD HE DIDN'T LIKE LICORICE!
CYEBORG KITTY
ALL DAY AND NOT ONE DIME IN MY CUP--WHAT DOES MY SIGN SAY?
CHEETO HEAD JUST KNEW HIS PORTFOLIO DIDN'T STACK UP TO OTHER CAT'S PICTURES HE'D SEEN.
HE HAD HIS FELINES HURT!
LOVE TO ALL
JMc
The joke made me groan! I wrote groin first. What's wrong with me at the moment!
ReplyDeleteCheeto has clean ears! :D
oh man, I needed that string joke this morning. thanks. And Joey is right. I'm just glad that cheeto had clean ears because, that would have just grossed me the hell out.
ReplyDeleteJoey and Dazee- I have never seen a Cat with Ears that clean! I think the Dog does it for Him! Thanks guys!
ReplyDeleteJ
I'm with Joey, the joke made me groin. LOL
ReplyDeleteSilly Juanny...love your pics. You make me want a kitten for Christmas. I miss my Tabitha.