Tuesday, March 6, 2012

TERRIBLE LIMERICK'S


 TERRIBLE LIMERICK'S





THANK YOU TO ALL OUR NEW FOLLOWERS! I HOPE THIS POST DOES NOT IMMEDIATELY RUN YOU OFF!!! YOU ARE SPECIAL, AND I WILL VISIT EACH ONE AND RESPOND TO YESTERDAY'S POST COMMENTS ASAP! 
I AM HAVING SOME PROBLEMS SIGNING UP ON SOME BLOG'S. I DON'T KNOW IF I NEED TO JOIN WITH E-MAIL, OR WHAT, AND SOME I CAN'T EVEN SEEM TO COMMENT ON. ALSO THERE IS NOT A WAY TO CONTACT VIA E-MAIL ON SOME.

ANY SUGGESTIONS?






A TERRIBLE DISEASE I'VE GOT
WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GREEN ROT
THIS POST IS DEPLORABLE
THE WHINING ABHORABLE
BUT AT LEAST A "VD" IT IS NOT!!!

IT TURNS OUT IT'S NOT A BIG DEALIN'
NOT CONTAGIOUS, OR A REPORTABLE VILLAIN
IT'S  JUST  RUN OF THE MILL
YOU CAN CURE WITH A PILL
 SINUSES VERSES PENICILLIN!



YES, HE EVEN GROSSES ME OUT, BUT HE DOES FEEL RUFF!!!


HIS DYING WORDS--"ROSEBUD!"
"IT'S A CAMELLIA DUMBUTT"- HE HEARD FROM THE BACKGROUND!


BE-LEAF ME--IT DOES SNOT WORK AS WELL AS A PUFF!

MY FACE HURTS- DOESN'T HE LOOK HEAVY METAL????

DOES THIS DRESS MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG?

QUESTIONS MEN SHOULD ALWAYS PRETEND NOT TO HEAR!
THERE IS NO CORRECT ANSWER!
AND NO- I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM--MAYBE THE

FEVER- COLD TO HOT I'M BURNIN'--C'MON--SING IT!!!





MY MEDICINE AND G'NIGHT!


I ALMOST PROMISE

NO MORE WHINING--BUT MAYBE SOME WHITE WINING!


PLEASE PRAY FOR ME--I HAVE TO LIVE WITH HIM---LOVE CHEETO-HEAD!



LOVE YOU ALL!!!!

JMc

12 comments:

  1. I was about to say that I think that is a camellia, then read the small print. Ha! Funny post. :)

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  2. lYNN-- tHANKS-- AND THANKS FOR NOTICING THE "oLD" bLUE EYES IN THE fISH PICTURE! gOOD EYE!-lol!

    bLESSINGS sWEET FRIEND!

    j



    Whoops--see you got a CLA out of me!

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  3. Hope you feel better soon!
    When I'm sick, which isn't often. I just go to bed and tell everyone to leave me along. I wish the other members of my family would do the same!
    I'm ready for some "white wining."

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  4. Thanks Pat--I have one errand to do and then it's bed time! I have had maybe one true sinus infection in all my life!!

    Me and Jack Daniels may have a date night!!!

    J

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  5. Love your limericks, John. At least their just a bit gross rather than obscene. ;) (as so many limericks are)

    I live with sinus problems, but never take antibiotics. They always run their course eventually.

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  6. To add a page that doesn't have a follow button - copy their home page address - go to your blogger dashboard, click the "add" button and paste the URL in the box. Bingo!

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  7. Kelly-- I try not to do too raunchy--and definitely not dirty- although I do know some--LOL.ahhhem,

    Thanks...I think that's what usually happens with my Allergies/Sinus- but this one took Hold! ;-)

    J



    Jeannie-- You are a genius!! Thanks my friend.

    Hope everything is going well! I know that our packing has slowed to a crawl! I'm now thinking DUMPSTER vs Storage!!!!!

    J

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  8. Get well soon!! I suffer with Sinus headaches too. Not fun.

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  9. Feel better soon!
    I LOVE Cheeto's markings - so cute!

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  10. chito-head does look like some cheetos eater wiped their fingers on his ears!


    Aloha from Honolulu
    Comfort Spiral

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  11. keep putting out these crazy posts!

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  12. That shadowy creature looks like baby alien getting ready to suck some face!

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