TERRIBLE LIMERICK'S
THANK YOU TO ALL OUR NEW FOLLOWERS! I HOPE THIS POST DOES NOT IMMEDIATELY RUN YOU OFF!!! YOU ARE SPECIAL, AND I WILL VISIT EACH ONE AND RESPOND TO YESTERDAY'S POST COMMENTS ASAP!
I AM HAVING SOME PROBLEMS SIGNING UP ON SOME BLOG'S. I DON'T KNOW IF I NEED TO JOIN WITH E-MAIL, OR WHAT, AND SOME I CAN'T EVEN SEEM TO COMMENT ON. ALSO THERE IS NOT A WAY TO CONTACT VIA E-MAIL ON SOME.
A TERRIBLE DISEASE I'VE GOT
WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GREEN ROT
THIS POST IS DEPLORABLE
THE WHINING ABHORABLE
BUT AT LEAST A "VD" IT IS NOT!!!
YES, HE EVEN GROSSES ME OUT, BUT HE DOES FEEL RUFF!!!
HIS DYING WORDS--"ROSEBUD!"
"IT'S A CAMELLIA DUMBUTT"- HE HEARD FROM THE BACKGROUND!
BE-LEAF ME--IT DOES SNOT WORK AS WELL AS A PUFF!
MY FACE HURTS- DOESN'T HE LOOK HEAVY METAL????
DOES THIS DRESS MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG?
QUESTIONS MEN SHOULD ALWAYS PRETEND NOT TO HEAR!
THERE IS NO CORRECT ANSWER!
AND NO- I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM--MAYBE THE
FEVER- COLD TO HOT I'M BURNIN'--C'MON--SING IT!!!
MY MEDICINE AND G'NIGHT!
I ALMOST PROMISE
NO MORE WHINING--BUT MAYBE SOME WHITE WINING!
PLEASE PRAY FOR ME--I HAVE TO LIVE WITH HIM---LOVE CHEETO-HEAD!
LOVE YOU ALL!!!!
IT TURNS OUT IT'S NOT A BIG DEALIN'
NOT CONTAGIOUS, OR A REPORTABLE VILLAIN
IT'S JUST RUN OF THE MILL
YOU CAN CURE WITH A PILL
SINUSES VERSES PENICILLIN!
"IT'S A CAMELLIA DUMBUTT"- HE HEARD FROM THE BACKGROUND!
QUESTIONS MEN SHOULD ALWAYS PRETEND NOT TO HEAR!
THERE IS NO CORRECT ANSWER!
AND NO- I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM--MAYBE THE
FEVER- COLD TO HOT I'M BURNIN'--C'MON--SING IT!!!
MY MEDICINE AND G'NIGHT!
I ALMOST PROMISE
NO MORE WHINING--BUT MAYBE SOME WHITE WINING!
LOVE YOU ALL!!!!
JMc
I was about to say that I think that is a camellia, then read the small print. Ha! Funny post. :)
ReplyDeletelYNN-- tHANKS-- AND THANKS FOR NOTICING THE "oLD" bLUE EYES IN THE fISH PICTURE! gOOD EYE!-lol!
ReplyDeletebLESSINGS sWEET FRIEND!
j
Whoops--see you got a CLA out of me!
Hope you feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm sick, which isn't often. I just go to bed and tell everyone to leave me along. I wish the other members of my family would do the same!
I'm ready for some "white wining."
Thanks Pat--I have one errand to do and then it's bed time! I have had maybe one true sinus infection in all my life!!
ReplyDeleteMe and Jack Daniels may have a date night!!!
J
Love your limericks, John. At least their just a bit gross rather than obscene. ;) (as so many limericks are)
ReplyDeleteI live with sinus problems, but never take antibiotics. They always run their course eventually.
To add a page that doesn't have a follow button - copy their home page address - go to your blogger dashboard, click the "add" button and paste the URL in the box. Bingo!
ReplyDeleteKelly-- I try not to do too raunchy--and definitely not dirty- although I do know some--LOL.ahhhem,
ReplyDeleteThanks...I think that's what usually happens with my Allergies/Sinus- but this one took Hold! ;-)
J
Jeannie-- You are a genius!! Thanks my friend.
Hope everything is going well! I know that our packing has slowed to a crawl! I'm now thinking DUMPSTER vs Storage!!!!!
J
Get well soon!! I suffer with Sinus headaches too. Not fun.
ReplyDeleteFeel better soon!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Cheeto's markings - so cute!
chito-head does look like some cheetos eater wiped their fingers on his ears!
ReplyDeleteAloha from Honolulu
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keep putting out these crazy posts!
ReplyDeleteThat shadowy creature looks like baby alien getting ready to suck some face!
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