SILLINESS
Laugh for the day....
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," she said… "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise That won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," she said… "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise That won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.
THESE LITTLE GUYS POPPED UP DUE TO THE WARM WEATHER AND RECENT RAIN. WE ARE DUE FOR SEVERE STORMS AND I DON'T THINK THEY'LL MAKE IT THROUGH.
WELL LOOK AT THEM---NOT ME!!!
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. THEY GROW IN SMALL CLUMPS AND EVEN IN SINGLES?
I DON'T THINK IT'S THE SAME FLOWER I POSTED AS THE SHRINKING VIOLET FOR BLUE MONDAY (ABOVE). THE PETALS AND STAMEN LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, ALTHOUGH THE PLANT- (GREENERY) LOOK VERY SIMILAR.
CAN ANYONE IDENTIFY THESE TWO FLOWERS ? ARE THEY THE SAME FAMILY?
THE WINNER WILL WIN A YEARS SUPPLY OF CRABGRASS AND DANDELIONS!
THE ORIGINAL (WELL KEPT) YARD WAS BY AN EXTREMELY GIFTED
LOVE YOU ALL!
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND--IT'S GONNA BE 80 DEGREES HERE IN SC TODAY!
JMc
I'm just laughing that you censored it to "male part"! :)
ReplyDeleteYes - we are warm in ATL today, too. Love it, I think.
Lynn,
ReplyDeleteI didn't see that one coming--it did make me LOL- esp since being in medicine so long and seeing and hearing some crazy stuff!
J
Silliness indeed! LOL
ReplyDeleteThird picture down...love.
I love plants and flowers...but ask me the names, no can do.
Ain't nothing wrong with a good whoreticulturist every once in awhile.
ReplyDeleteJoan--Thanks!!! ;-)!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJohn
Heff-- Ha Ha--Great one buddy!
J
LOL!
ReplyDeleteYour blue flower I think is a Asiatic Dayflower.
The name of the other is escaping me at the moment.
I know you probably made it to 80 degrees. I talked to my daughter around four up in Chesapeake, VA and it was 80 there.
My 53 makes me just a little envious. :)
Carletta- Thanks so much--I'm writing that down!!!
ReplyDeleteAppreciate it----and Hugs!
J
You crack me up John! Great flower pics...btw, someone told one of my colleagues at a support group meeting last week that he had a micropenis. I am not making this up. Real medical condition, but TMI!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL---Maybe he was THE JOKE!!! Amen to TMI to tell someone!
ReplyDeleteJ
How the hell did I miss that experience of HEFF's in the doctors office?
ReplyDelete0/Loved your joke! hahaha poor man
ReplyDeleteI have no clue what your flowers are - I don't think we get them here.
Cool! Pretty flowers:)
ReplyDeleteVisiting for Blue Monday- hope you can stop by:)
http://www.sweetposh.info/2012/02/blue-super-baby-snowsuit.html
OK ... you better stop making me laugh this hard .. my husband wants to know what I am LAUGHING at NOW !! hahaha
ReplyDeleteHey .. SC ? anywhere near Rockhill?
Joy : )
Love the flowers pictures !!