TACHY JOKE

TACKY JOKE

GOING TO ITALY

Going to Italy
A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her
life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could
throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. "You
have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off
to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of
you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy." With nothing to
lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy,
the woman accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but
comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would
bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her
until dawn. Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a
routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. "I
have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings
me food and I get a free trip to Italy ." "I see," the captain says.
Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing
me." "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island
Ferry."

SAILORS--JUST CAN'T TRUST A SEAMAN!

LOVE YOU ALL!

JMc