Monday, April 4, 2011

WHY ARE RAINCOATS YELLOW?




WHY ARE RAINCOATS YELLOW?












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LOVE YOU ALL! 


Oh--and you know how much I like to edu-macate our family- so here is a PSA about prostate exams....and YES LADIES--you need to read this too......

Prostate check-up...
An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.


 
The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The old guy obeys and says,"99".

 
The pretty doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99'."

 
Again, the old guy says, '99'."

The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The old guy begins, "One ... Two ... Three" ...

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing!

JMc

13 comments:

  1. Oh John, first off that picture is really, really frightening. Second, you will live forever - with your heart and sense of humor. I love you. xo Robyn

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  2. John... not cool man, not cool at all! You shouldn't take pictures of me when I am out in the rain, AND use them for fodder on your blog! I'm so ashamed!...had I known you were taking my picture I would have shaved.

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  3. I'm glad I checked the blogs before bed because now I can retire with a big grin on my face.

    People are just too funny.

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  4. Robyn-- LOVE YA BACK!!!!!!

    LYMI,

    J


    GG- LMAO--U just ain't right girl. And shaved what? It would take you all day?????? LOL

    J


    Jeannie- It is a good moral booster yes??

    Hugs gal,

    J

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  5. Give me some mental bleach, please!

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  6. PS You are right though - laughter is so important.

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  7. RK--Mental Bleach---LMBO!!!!!! Great one!!!


    J

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  8. John...The joke was cool but the picture...really did you have to, I mean really?

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  9. Mark-- Just for you Bro--Just for you!!!!!

    Cuz I luv ya man!!!

    J

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  10. For the laugh I award you 99 out of a 100. Thanks for making my day.

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  11. I'm just hoping she keeps those nails trimmed...

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  12. Pat- HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Awesome!


    J

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