Doctors visit for back; Check out storm damages
Going to doctor to get back checked out, (and to get snake bite looked at while I'm there.)
JUST KIDDING!
No pain or problems, just massive flatulence at inopportune times!
MAYBE HE WAS A gl-ASS SNAKE!
ANY WAY--IT WILL BE FUNNY TO GET PROSTATE CHECKED AND HEAR DR BAILEY (not real mane) YELL, SCREAM AND HAVE HIM PULL A SNAKE BITING HIM ON THE FINGER OUT OF MY HINEY. WHAT A PAYBACK FOR ALL THESE YEARS!!!
THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO ASK ME FOR MY RECTAL PIN NUMBER! VIOLATE ME THAT WAY! COULDA BEEN A COBRA!!
IT IS PITCH BLACK IN HERE: WELL GET A BUTT LIGHT. YOU A-HOLE!
WHY DO I FEEL HE IS GOING TO GET ME BACK????
HMMM- 3-D DOPPLER SHOWS TRIPLETS!
SHRINKAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND IF YOU COME BACK IN HERE AGAIN-
I WILL TUANT YOU A SECOND TIME
YOU ENGLISH TYPE KNIIGITS!
LOVE YOU ALL,
BE BACK WITH SORE BACK.....
JMc
Well, apparantely I totally fell for your April fool's joke! I thought you had stopped blogging... I'm so gullible! Glad you stopped by to let me know you're still alive. :)
ReplyDeleteUhh John it's kind of hard for the doc to do a proper exam if your head is in the way. I only say that because you showed us the view (it's dark in here) what the camera flash had no room to pop up?
ReplyDeleteSo just out of curiosity did your prostrate exam help your sore back? Because if it did i wonder if he has extremely long fingers or if there was a broom handle in the room while you were bent over the tabel?
I never quite know when you are kidding about whatever.
ReplyDeleteSo is it a sore back?
Or a prostate exam?
Good luck with either.
*** Note to self--Allison is gullible--aheem. Hey Allison..
ReplyDeleteGreat to see ya gal. Everything is perfect except for those severe storms we had....wing clocked at 75 mph at Airport!
Hugs,
J
MARK- Leave me the F alone--LMAO!!!!! No prostate exam was done--You had me wondering about that Dr now????? Hmmm--the broom was ever present!
as for there flash--No, plenty of room--it was just a ---ready???? Black Hole!!!!
You deserved that one!
BBB,
J
(Back is some better!)
Jeannie-- I love to keep ua guessing--It was back all the way--and this is one of those that you haven't a clue as to what you did to hurt it. Many hours of cough potato and meds later--today I can get an ere------I can STAND ERECT!!!!!! Brb.....Going for more meds! LOL
Thanks for caring sweeti.
J
This reminds me of the one where the nurse walks into the exam room with a beer in her hand. The doctor yells out "I said a BUTT light!"
ReplyDeleteTake care of yourself...
Ha Ha Pat-- I am taking her real easy! Thanks Buddy!
ReplyDeletePeace.
J