Wednesday, April 13, 2011

THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE!


THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE!


 Bless her little heart.....How sweet........
 The secret to long life...



A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above.  

She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nicebig joint.  

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every
week, and eat only junk food. 

On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and I
don't exercise at all."



"That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?"





"Forty," she replied
 
 

18 comments:

  1. LOL, literally!





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  2. Visited your Magpie and found this magnificent post!

    Excellent! Oh to be forty again - but not so many wrinkles!

    Anna :o]

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  3. Dude I can believe all of it except the getting laid part---that is just to much of a stretch for my imagination.

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  4. DAMN....that was funny as all get out.


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    Have a glorious day! And thanks for dropping by for a visit yesterday and leaving your comments!

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  5. @ the walking man -

    "I'd HIT IT".

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  6. CLOUADIA-- MY WIFE IS LOOKING PRETTY GOOD! lol!

    hftec,

    j


    HYPER---Love the name! Thanks so much for the compliments...please feel free to come back any time, as this is what we do here!!!

    John



    Mark-- I forgot to add she was taking the Little Blue pill!


    J



    Hootin--Thank you and you can bet I'll swing by!!!!


    J





    Petty----LOL_ It really got me too! One of those joke bombs..it takes a sec, then BOOM!


    Hugs,

    J



    Jeannie-- I think she needs a SPA Day!

    J



    Heff-- LMBO--You'd hit my water Snake if I could hold it's hips still! LOL

    Heya Bro!


    J

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  7. Cake--Wasn't that pic perfect!

    Glad ya smiled! Esp. after the spiders!

    Hugs,

    J

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  8. Well, that about sums it up! Too funny John!

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  9. Funny, I kind of thought something like that was coming! Still grinning

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  10. Pat,

    I must admit--I usually see those--but this one got me! Thanks so much for your comment and visit!

    John

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  11. PAMO-- I really shouldn't make fun of my wife like that should I? ;_)

    J

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  12. Ooooooooooh, your wife is SO gonna get you, John!

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  13. RK--It's been nice knowing ya!!! LOL

    J

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  14. Oh, this was really great. I needed a laugh today, and I love a really good punch line. :)

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  15. Li--so glad I could make you smile! I'm gonna swing by your Blog! Thanks so much for the visit!

    John

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