THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE!
Bless her little heart.....How sweet........
The secret to long life...
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above.
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nicebig joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every
week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and I
don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Forty," she replied
LOL, literally!
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Visited your Magpie and found this magnificent post!
ReplyDeleteExcellent! Oh to be forty again - but not so many wrinkles!
Anna :o]
Dude I can believe all of it except the getting laid part---that is just to much of a stretch for my imagination.
ReplyDeleteDAMN....that was funny as all get out.
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Have a glorious day! And thanks for dropping by for a visit yesterday and leaving your comments!
Still laughing 5 minutes later.
ReplyDelete@ the walking man -
ReplyDelete"I'd HIT IT".
CLOUADIA-- MY WIFE IS LOOKING PRETTY GOOD! lol!
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j
HYPER---Love the name! Thanks so much for the compliments...please feel free to come back any time, as this is what we do here!!!
John
Mark-- I forgot to add she was taking the Little Blue pill!
J
Hootin--Thank you and you can bet I'll swing by!!!!
J
Petty----LOL_ It really got me too! One of those joke bombs..it takes a sec, then BOOM!
Hugs,
J
Jeannie-- I think she needs a SPA Day!
J
Heff-- LMBO--You'd hit my water Snake if I could hold it's hips still! LOL
Heya Bro!
J
Hahahahahah! Oh noes!
ReplyDeleteCake--Wasn't that pic perfect!
ReplyDeleteGlad ya smiled! Esp. after the spiders!
Hugs,
J
Well, that about sums it up! Too funny John!
ReplyDeleteFunny, I kind of thought something like that was coming! Still grinning
ReplyDeletePat,
ReplyDeleteI must admit--I usually see those--but this one got me! Thanks so much for your comment and visit!
John
PAMO-- I really shouldn't make fun of my wife like that should I? ;_)
ReplyDeleteJ
Ooooooooooh, your wife is SO gonna get you, John!
ReplyDeleteRK--It's been nice knowing ya!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteJ
Oh, this was really great. I needed a laugh today, and I love a really good punch line. :)
ReplyDeleteLi--so glad I could make you smile! I'm gonna swing by your Blog! Thanks so much for the visit!
ReplyDeleteJohn