SENIOR HUMOUR
Couple in their nineties are both having
problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor
tells them that they're physically okay, but they might
want to start writing things down to help them remember ..
Later that night, while watching
TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything
while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice
cream?'
'Sure..'
'Don't you think you should write
it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries
on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so AS not to forget
it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You
want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm
certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need
to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with
strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness
sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and
hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at
the plate for a moment. And asks,
'Where's my toast ?'
'Where's my toast ?'
I LOVE THIS OLD TREE!!!!
A little old man shuffled slowly
into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly,
painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath,
he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed
nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
WATER SPIDER
THOUSANDS--WELL 987, TO BE EXACT, SPIDERS HATCHING. THESE ARE NOT THE WATER SPIDERS BABIES--THESE ARE THE GOLDEN ORB SPIDERS THAT I HAVE SO MANY PICS OF.
ALSO COMMONLY KNOWN AS ST ANDREWS CROSS SPIDERS.
ALSO COMMONLY KNOWN AS ST ANDREWS CROSS SPIDERS.
SPIDERS IN WATER - THEY WILL NEVER SURVIVE.
THE BABIES ARE FROM THIS LADY--THE PODS I HAVE POSTED BEFORE HELD ALL THESE BABIES.
HI- BISCUS!
LOVE YOU ALL!!
LOVE YOU ALL!!
JMc
I'm amazed at all the things you observe in the woods! Then again, I've never been a particularly observant person.
ReplyDeleteGreat photos!
Cute jokes. I'm getting there myself.
ReplyDeleteI'm not crazy about spiders.
Yeah, that tree is cool. Looks like the Keebler elf cookie tree/factory. Hope they haven't had their jobs outsourced.
ReplyDeleteOne can never satisfy one's spouse... Neat photos.
ReplyDeleteKelly-- Thanks--I just walk and really look. But you have to do it slowly--and enjoy!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for the kind words!
J
Jeannie-- What jokes...and what Spiders are you talking about? :-) Thank God for post-it Notes!
J
BB- LMAO!-- Indian Keebler Elves. Hope you never have to call for customer service!! Hard to understand, let alone with a batch o Chocolate Chips in their mouths!
J
sage--as if you guys ever wondered where the wise one got his name!!!
VERY TRUE MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!! Great observation on the toast!
J
Although I don't remember it really, the joke was great (I think).
ReplyDeleteLove the tree.
Hate the spiders.
I'm a live and let live kind of guy, but spiders must die...
What the hell, I'm commenting like you post
Thanks Pat!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat joke?
Not afraid of Spiders--but they are not my fav pet!!!
J
The MINUTE I saw those spiders I IMMEDIATELY started feeling crawly everywhere. I HATE spiders.
ReplyDeleteNote to self--Post spiders to creep CB out. But wait a while! I know Cake--my wife can't even LOOK at a snake on TV. So I don't laugh at those types of fears....sorry! I know they are real!
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