BACK FROM NOT FISHING
GUESS "I'LL" HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT!
MY BUDDY HAD SOME VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS COME UP AS I WAS DRIVING TO HIS HOUSE. HE HAD TO STAY TO RECEIVE PHONE CALL. THERE IS VERY SPOTTY RECEPTION, IF ANY AT ALL WHERE WE FISH!
HE WOULD NOT HAVE ENJOYED ONE SECOND UP THERE KNOWING HE MIGHT BE MISSING THAT CALL, AND KNOWING HIM SINCE 1973...........
HE IS TRULY MY BROTHER (NOT REALLY) AND BEST FRIEND (TRULY).....
Here are a few pics, and a question at the end.
ON FB, A FRIEND EVER ASKED IF ANYONE HAD EVER EATEN COOTER (TURTLE, YA'LL). YES THIS IS A SOUTHERN EXPRESSION NOT RESERVED FOR PORN ONLY!!!!
SO HERE IS MY COOTER LOG!
I USED TO SELL THEM FOR A DOLLAR OR TWO--(THE BIG SNAPPING TURTLE KIND THAT WON'T LET GO UNTIL IT THUNDERS OR SUNDOWN...WINK WINK KELLY!!!), FOR PEOPLE TO EAT. I'VE SEEN THEM KILLED AND CLEANED, BUT NEVER STAYED FOR THE MEAL....I "MAY" HAVE TRIED IT ONCE...
I'M RENAMING THEM "WATER CHICKENS". I DON'T KNOW WHY.....OK??????
I USED TO SELL THEM FOR A DOLLAR OR TWO--(THE BIG SNAPPING TURTLE KIND THAT WON'T LET GO UNTIL IT THUNDERS OR SUNDOWN...WINK WINK KELLY!!!), FOR PEOPLE TO EAT. I'VE SEEN THEM KILLED AND CLEANED, BUT NEVER STAYED FOR THE MEAL....I "MAY" HAVE TRIED IT ONCE...
I'M RENAMING THEM "WATER CHICKENS". I DON'T KNOW WHY.....OK??????
SINGING- IT'S GONNA BE A BRIGHT-- BRIGHT, BRIGHT SUNSHINY DAY....
HOW DO THEY GET UP THERE?? SERIOUSLY?
VIEW FROM A COOTER!
HE MADE IT BACK UP--BUT I DIDN'T SEE HIM UNTIL HE WAS ON THE LOG...THE MYSTERY DEEPENS. PERISCOPE DEPTH!
GILDED LILY.
LATE AFTERNOON WILT--IT HIT 90 HERE YESTERDAY!
AHHHHH---AHHHHHH- A GIANT BUG IS COMING IN ON THE LEFT. OK PEE WEE, GIVE IT A REST.
I KNOW I AM BUT WHAT ARE YOU?
I LOVE TURTLES
WELL WHY DON'T YOU MARRY THEM....HE HE!
WELL WHY DON'T YOU MARRY THEM....HE HE!
I MAY DO A REVIEW OF THE NEW RELEASE OF CLASH OF THE TITANS- 2010.. A REMAKE OF THE CLASSIC FROM 1981, OF RAY HARRYHAUSEN'S MOVIE WITH PHENOMENAL SPECIAL EFFECTS--(BACK THEN THERE WERE LITTLE IF ANY CGI EFFECTS)......
I DIDN'T SAY FUNNY!!!!!!!
LOVE YOU ALL
OH--THE QUESTION......... NO--EATING COOTER WAS NOT IT!
OR DO YOU EVEN CONSIDER IT A SACRIFICE....
AND I'M TALKING ABOUT ONE OF THE FRIENDS YOU CAN COUNT ON "THE ONE HAND TYPE OF FRIEND?"
BETTER KNOWN NOWADAYS AS BFF!!!
THIS WILL BE VERY PUNNY---
I DIDN'T SAY FUNNY!!!!!!!
LOVE YOU ALL
OH--THE QUESTION......... NO--EATING COOTER WAS NOT IT!
HOW MUCH WOULD YOU SACRIFICE FOR A FRIENDSHIP?
AND I'M TALKING ABOUT ONE OF THE FRIENDS YOU CAN COUNT ON "THE ONE HAND TYPE OF FRIEND?"
BETTER KNOWN NOWADAYS AS BFF!!!
JMc
turtle soup for dinner? I'm sorry you didn't get to fish, it's about time to pull out the waders for me.
ReplyDeleteI have 2 (sea) turtles tattooed!
ReplyDeleteWarm Aloha from Honolulu
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Sorry you didn't get to fish afterall. If it makes you feel any better, we haven't gotten to do any, either. Waaay too windy.
ReplyDeleteI've lived in the South all my life, but I don't know that I've ever heard a turtle referred to as a cooter!! I've certainly seen my share of them piled up on logs, though! I think the only kind I've tasted was a seaturtle of some sort made into a turtle burger when I was in the Caribbean once.
"HOW MUCH WOULD YOU SACRIFICE FOR A FRIENDSHIP?"
ReplyDeleteI'd sacrifice the friendship if sacrificing it meant something good for them. I believe that when you truly care about another, their happiness is what you care about above your own. That said, knowing you gave them happiness is then happiness for you too. Am I making sense, or is this another example of Goofy Girl is only making sense to herself again..."?
I'm in the "don't consider it a sacrifice" camp. Unless it means eating a turtle. Eeecch.
ReplyDeletePS I lived in the part of the South where cooter only meant...not turtle.
ReplyDeleteRELEASE THE KRAKON!
ReplyDeleteI kind of like turtle soup.
sage-- Go get em' Bro!!!!
ReplyDeleteJ
Cloudia-- PICS please--I think that's so awesome!
HFTEC!
J
Kelly-- I love it when people pit them up on french posts out west to mess with people. Some good heated person always takes them down! POST TURTLES!
J
RK--- LOL-hence the Porn mention--LOL. That's usually the first thing I think of.....Perverts unite!
J
Mark-- LOL--Love it! That was one bad character!!!
J
GG- No--believe it or not I get it--Kinda like --do you love me enough to let me go??
ReplyDeleteGood stuff girl.
PS: How do I do the Guest Post thing???
E-mail it to you?
Sorry I'm so stoopid!
Hugs,
J