Thursday, April 14, 2011

THE TROUBLE WITH HYBRIDS; GAS STATIONS!

THE TROUBLE WITH HYBRIDS
 HEY--I DID ARTSY, NOW I'M DOING FARTSY! 

I never said this was a classy joint!

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT ELECTRICS, BUT I HAD TO PLUG THEM TOO. IT'S AN OUTLET WITH ME.

SHOCKING I KNOW!
I get 200 miles per Volt!      WATT?           That the Current rate? 


Hey--anyone have an Extension cord? 
I need a jump!


LOVE YOU ALL

JMc

11 comments:

  1. I love how nuts you are!

    (btw: did you get my email re. the guest post?)

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  2. The thought did cross my mind the other day while getting gas for the lawn mower that $5.00 worth could once get me from Georgetown to Pawleys Island many times during the summer. Now that same amount will not even allow me to cut my front and back yard twice.

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  3. Where is all this coming from John? You are on a roll!

    Love you.

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  4. No the emergency start kit for the Chevrolet Volt is a large can of Bush' Boston style baked beans and a wind turbine. C'mon for 40K---jumper cables are so old school dude.

    The Nissan Leaf is a bit less expensive but you don't get the American made beans with it.

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  5. Hilarious. You're one of a kind, and I so enjoy coming here to read your posts. Oh.......and I liked your 'tern' joke you left for me on my comments.



    And thanks for stopping by yesterday. I always look forward to your visits and comments----

    Come back for my Thursday's post if you find time. Link: Get down...get funky with the Righteous Brothers

    Have a terrific Thursday!!!

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  6. NO--OMG--a Guest post--Seriously? My first ever....what'll I wear...what'll I take?

    That is so awesome. I would be honored.

    ahem

    Why NO Gillian, I'll have my people get right on it. Just in case it's

    john.mcelveen@gmail.om----that little period hides sometimes-!



    Jeannie- I think it has been repressed for too long and is bursting out and I can't stop it! HELP!


    J




    Mark- LMAO---NO American made beans--Do WE MAKE anything consumable here anymore??? LOL..that was priceless---except for the 40K


    J




    Hootin--TYVM---I was hoping the ll be by trgularly from now on!


    Tern would get a smile!!! I'll

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  7. Beach Bum- Dude--that is really starting to tick me off....and I have a FL trip planned in May. I paid 141.11-- in Gas at 2.97 then...I'll have to do the math but at 3.53 (in SC where thankfully it is usually lower) an no more Bi-Lo point- I'm screwed!

    J

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  8. Hehe...Oh man that's a gooder!
    Made me smile...while we get a spring blizzard today:))))

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  9. Good thing I love puns! Otherwise you'd be killing me!!

    Thanks for the laughs.
    :)

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  10. You just want someone to jump you. I know how you are. :)

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  11. HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Love you all--but I'm gonna get killed for typing with smelly fish hands. Soap just doesn't do it--HAVE to use Lemons--and - We are out!

    I LOVE YOU ALL!



    Kris
    sy--that was awesome!!!


    J

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