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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULTTO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULTTO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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Ha ha, great my man, just great!
ReplyDeleteJoe-- THANKS-- NOT that I'd know ANYTHING about the subject!
ReplyDeleteJuohien
Ha! Good ones!
ReplyDeleteHow many beers did you say you had sir?
ReplyDeleteJush un offshir I shwear
- Invoking my 5th Ammendment Rights to protect myself -
ReplyDeleteTwo things I've learned in my old age... Life is too short for cheap beer AND good beer is to be savored, not chugged.
ReplyDeleteToo fucking funny!
ReplyDeleteL o v e all of them.
Been there and done some of them.
Happy Friday John.
thanks for the laugh.
BTDT...
ReplyDeleteLOL EVERYONE!!!! Ouch--too loud-I'm sorry!
ReplyDeleteSeems Most of us Have the Tee Shirt too!
I may be lucky that Aunt Ethyl gave me violent headaches and I swore off about 20 years ago! At least now I can enjoy one drink with a meal with no pain!
I still can't do wine due to the Nitrates-Nitrites--whatever they are- and it's funny cause Hot Dogs-which are loaded with em- don't bother me!
As a Paramedic they were the scariest to trat!! They never hurt--walked down the road after their car was totaled in the top of a tree--SERIOUSLY! and then turned out to be critical- and fighting you every step of the way. We didn't get mad-- we were too concerned about the amount of potential injuries!
Then some were limp as rag dolls and never got a scratch!
J
John
Crap, I had trouble just saying those words and I'm sober!*
ReplyDelete*Sober is a relative term...