The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning
stages. You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a
contribution to this great man's legacy.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where you can buy
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model
To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an
When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the