Wednesday, February 27, 2008


Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the breeze with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed: Clueless


Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore!

You're A United States Senator from New York running for
President of the United States .

Act like one.


  1. i know--like---get over it already (valley girl accent)



  2. Ohhh, that's cold. ha,ha,ha. She needs him for a liiittle bit longer.

  3. Not that I have much use for the guy but give him credit where it's due, he runs around other countries and gives speeches for around 20 grand a crack...He's been up here in Canada a few times earning his keep...ciao


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