Saturday, February 9, 2008

BUYING TIME---ER...PEELING POST!!!!!!!!

New Microsoft User error. Coming with Vista!



Why I divorced my first wife- she wanted to go skiing but couldn't find a lake with a slope on it-(rim shot) pause......laugh.... and she got tired of throwing out all the bad M & M's- the one with the W's on them! Old, but I guarantee your smiling and picturing a big bin of "Bad" M&M's along a Blonde assembly line!

My only problem with M&M's is that the little chocolate ones--- I hate peeling them! It's a lot of work for that little tiny piece of chocolate! Kinda like "King Crab Legs". A man could STARVE before he got enough of those to peeled to eat!

Is there a theme here? OK- Everyone--please add the number ONE or TWO things-

that you would hate to peel............ !!!! Go crazy!

1. I would hate to have to peel a porcupine!

John

6 comments:

  1. At first I thought you said hate to pee

    But I was wrong.

    I'd hate to have to peel

    a turtle.

    That's really lame but I'm not feeling this one as much as the pee.

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  2. I HAVE NO cLUE BUT CONGRATS ON that job!

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  3. jeannie-

    for you only- Please list the things you would most like to PEE- On!

    Or piss off.... are they the same?

    J

    You Nut!!!

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  4. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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