Saturday, November 24, 2007




Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked
in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of
his head. In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might
have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him
of his problem.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid,
gave it to Jesse, and told him to drink it all. Jesse drank the
concoction and replied, "God, that tasted like bull shit!"
The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were down a quart".

Seems there are so many people with so many answers to other peoples problems:- No wonder they all have to call Dr. Phil and therapists to straighten out their own lives and families. Sweep around your own doorstep, get the splinter out of your eye, mind your own "bidness"- all come to mind when I think of involvement in things I know very little if ANYTHING about!

I am working on being SLOW TO SPEAK- that will keep you out of a lot of trouble- But quick to hear- that will let you understand what was really said by the person speaking----and then esp: be even SLOWER to ANGER, because Truth be told it probably had very little to do with you or the Truth about you to begin with!

Merry Christmas.

Al- Your next!


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