I don't care who you are this is funny right here.
An 80 year old lady tired of living alone wants to committ suicide. So she thinks about it and finally calls her Family Dr. for advice. He comissuratates and understands that she really has no quality of life so he tells her- Take a Pistol and Shoot yourself just Under the left breast!
She Finally works up the Guts to do it : Fires the Pistol ------and ends up in the ER with a GSW to her Left Knee!!!!!
Ha ha Try not to laugh--go ahead- admit- you cain't frigging do it! There's the start of the smile- Oh it's all over now--- shot herself in the left knee!!!!!
Ohhhhhhhh Life is good!
Buenas anus,
John
We call that oranges in tube socks :)
ReplyDeleteok - it's funny but highly inaccurate. But I'll bet my 86 year old mother would laugh harder than the rest of us - I'll have to tell her this one.
ReplyDeleteWe call that lemons in tube socks.
ReplyDeleteBuenas anus to you too
ReplyDeleteOH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletehow are you?