JUST A FEW PICS TO WARM UP WITH
DEFINITION OF BALLS!
ALSO- LACK OF THEM- LIVE DEMONSRTRATIONAND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY PAR.
THESE ARE AWESOME- WITH A CAPITAL R-
PLEASE DO NOT READ NOW IF YOU DO NOT HAVE TIME TO SIT BACK, SAVOUR AND SPEW A FEW!! BEVERAGE ALERT CLASS "B" ON SEVERAL AND CLASS "A" ON ONE OR TWO!
REMEMBER- I WARNED YA!
DANG IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK!!
New Words for 2008
*SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
*SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.
*TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
*BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
*SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
*ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
*SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
*CUBE FARM .
An office filled with cubicles.
*PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
*SITCOMs.
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What couples turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or to start a "home business".
*SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single Income, no Boyfriend And Desperate.
*AEROPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair blonde but still has a 'black box'.
*PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
*ADMINISPHERE.
The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.
*GOING FOR A McSHIT.
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to use the bathroom. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.
*404.
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found" meaning that the requested document could not be located.
*AUSSIE KISS.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
*OH-NOSECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
*GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
*JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wears to show their level of training.
*MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, (i.e.) extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nothing
in there worth seeing.
*MONKEY BATH .
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa! Aa!".
*MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the dogs so the pub is suddenly packed with foxes when you come back in.
*MYSTERY TAXI .
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up whisks away the fox you slept with, and leaves a 10 Pinter in your bed instead.
*BEER COAT.
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home at 3:00 a.m. after a booze cruise.
* BEER COMPASS.
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
*BREAKING THE SEAL.
Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 30 minutes for the rest of the night.
*TART FUEL .
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
*PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
*SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
*SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.
*TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
*BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
*SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
*ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
*SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
*CUBE FARM .
An office filled with cubicles.
*PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
*SITCOMs.
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What couples turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or to start a "home business".
*SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single Income, no Boyfriend And Desperate.
*AEROPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair blonde but still has a 'black box'.
*PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
*ADMINISPHERE.
The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.
*GOING FOR A McSHIT.
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to use the bathroom. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.
*404.
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found" meaning that the requested document could not be located.
*AUSSIE KISS.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
*OH-NOSECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
*GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
*JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wears to show their level of training.
*MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, (i.e.) extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nothing
in there worth seeing.
*MONKEY BATH .
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa! Aa!".
*MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the dogs so the pub is suddenly packed with foxes when you come back in.
*MYSTERY TAXI .
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up whisks away the fox you slept with, and leaves a 10 Pinter in your bed instead.
*BEER COAT.
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home at 3:00 a.m. after a booze cruise.
* BEER COMPASS.
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
*BREAKING THE SEAL.
Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 30 minutes for the rest of the night.
*TART FUEL .
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
*PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
You're ba-ack!
ReplyDeleteGood to see - some good chuckles there - too many in fact to comment on.
those are GREAT! what a way to warm up :)
ReplyDeleteYou're back in full force, I can tell! Those were some wacky pics and hilarious comments!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you're up and running and up to your 'ol tricks!