Friday, April 1, 2011

GARBAGE TRUCK-&-MY LAST POST!


MY LAST POST!



Law of the Garbage Truck

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport

We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.
My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.
My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly.
So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!'
This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around
full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment.
As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally.

Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on.  Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.


The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.
Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets,

so .... Love the people who treat you right.
Pray for the ones who don't.

Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!

Have a garbage-free day!  

"Faith is not believing God can,  it is knowing that God will."  

 

AFTER SEVERAL YEARS AND OVER 800 POSTS--IT'S TIME. TIME TO SAY GOOD BYE. I LOVE YOU ALL, BUT I'M WORDED OUT. WE ARE TRYING TO MOVE- WHICH IS STRESFULL IN AND OF ITSELF. 

I WANT TO THANK  YOU...ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN HERE WITH ME SINCE THOSE FIRST TENUOUS POSTS! AND FOR THOSE NEW FRIENDS WHO SAW SOMETING WIERD THEY LIKED!
 
 

YOU ARE ALL STRANGE!


SO I'LL MAKE THIS QUICK AND SAY--

I LOVE YOU,
&
BELIEVE IN YOU!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

ROSEBUD! GASP..COUGH COUCH..WAS A FRIGGIN SLED?   DEATH......... OK-IT'S A CAMELLIA

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S IN THIS BOTTLE!

THE START OF THE HOKEY POKEY!

THAT HUGE MOON EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT!

DUH!  SAME ONE--WHAT? YOU THINK THERE WAS 2 OF EM?

LAST SPIDER PIC EVER- AND I CAUGHT A 
SPIDER FART! OR SOMETHING WORSE- SPIDER PORN!! I KNOW--UNREAL YES?





OH--AND IT'S FITTING MY LAST POST WAS DONE ON 


04-01-2011





APRIL FOOLS!

LOVE YOU ALL

JMc