Monday, November 22, 2010



Where can I get this engraved?

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
No, the pictures have nothing to do with the line above or below it, IF at all!
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
   7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Is this really the REAL THING?
 As opposed to what?

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
Yes--It is pretty!  Thanks!

10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
WAR OF THE WORLDS (Daddy Longlegs)

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
12a. I wonder if anyone has an original recording, Written, Tape, Reel to Reel, 8 Track, Cassette,  Vinyl, CD, Mini-CD, HDCD, DVD, Blu-Ray DVD copy of the same Album?
Blue Jay- AKA-- A**HOLE BIRD!
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
White Anglo Saxon Prot......????   I don't get it? It's just a WASP!

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
Really????--- Does the Drink Can really show me I have to GRILL????

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
WHAT !!!!  No outlet for Freedom or Sunshine??????? OK- this should go with the Google maps one!

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
BIG BROTHER IS EVERYWHERE! Always check the corners! Always! JMc

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
Life without thorns- Wouldn't suck nearly as bad! Thought is was an analogy on how they toughen you up right?  WRONG!

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
 Pic of a Pole thru a Hole--I'm trying for IRONY here!

25. If you can't destroy matter, where does EVERYTHING you've ever DELETED from an E-Mail, Document, Presentation, edit, GO? 
And is it really crowded there?
  Heal the past, live the present, dream the future.

Enjoy life
Smile: God loves you- because
he has too! It's in His book.