Friday, November 26, 2010

HEFF- MOUSE PICS--WARNING- VERY GRAPHIC! HAIKU FRIDAY


I forgot about Haiku Friday!

 I posted it at Jeannie's My 2 Cents! but here it is....about her cat!

Pretty Calico
colors never ever match
their unbeatable


Heff!

OK--AFTER MY EXCITEMENT OF THE AUBURN/ALABAMA GAME I WENT HUNTING!


I HAVE KILLED  RACCOONS, OPOSSUMS, SQUIRRELS AND FINALLY I HAVE DROPPED DOWN TO MICE, THAT HAVE ALL INVADED OUR HOUSE IN THE WOODS!

I HAVE TRIED EVERY HUMANE WAY TO KEEP THESE CRITTERS OUT--AND I KNOW WE ARE LIVING IN THEIR SPACE. BUT WE RULE! THE MICE ARE THE LAST OF THE DISEASE CARRIERS, AND CRITTERS THAT ARE EATING OUR WIRING, AND CLOTHES!


PICS ARE GRAPHIC- BUT I HAD SUCCESS IN THE FIRST 20 MINUTES!


I ONLY WISH I HAD TAKEN A PIC BEFORE I DUMPED HIM OUT OF THE TRAP!


PICS ARE AFTER HEFF'S NOTES! WARNING !!!!

OMG----Heff!  Omg!!!
Can U believe it!

White Dog Dookie!!!

28-27 AUBURN OVER BAMA!

NOW IT'S A REMATCH OF

SC and AUBURN in the SEC Championship Game on Dec 4th!

WHAT A COMEBACK BY AUBURN!!!

How About that game! 

AND ALSO NEVADA AND BOISE STATE IN OVERTIME FINISHING AT 2:15 THIS MORNING!!! TWO OF THE BEST GAMES I'VE EVER SEEN!





WARNING--VERY GRAPHIC DEAD MOUSE PICS! I'M VERY SERIOUS!

SO WHY POST THEM  ??????


Because Auburn & Nevada both won in a squeaker?????

OR


LIFE'S A BITCH....... & DEATH COULD BE BITCHIER!
 

 TRAP; RESET- HAIR AND BLOOD AT CRIME SCENE! THOSE AREN'T HIS BRAINS--THAT IS OLD PEANUT BUTTER & CHEESE! AND NOTICE--IT'S STILL THE OLD STANDARD MOUSETRAP- NOT A BETTER ONE!!


TO THE "VICTOR" GO THE SPOILS! WE ARE TIRED OF THEM EATING OUR SHOES AND CLOTHES, AND WITH THE FLEAS AND GERMS- MAKING US SICK -(WELL- IT'S GREAT TO BE AT THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN)!-- & WE HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING TO SEAL THEM OUT!








BROKE HIS NECK AND HE NEVER FELT A THING! HOW DO I KNOW? HE DIDN'T YELL- & BECAUSE HE STILL HAS MY FOOD IN HIS MOUTH! HE SHOULD HAVE GONE AFTER THE ACORN BESIDE HIM!


 SAY CHEESE!   SNAP !!!!


LOOK AT THOSE BOTTOM TEEFES!!!

 Oh, cool- check out the fire ants already!
CLEANUP--AISLE 3 !



IF OUR LIFE ENDED THIS FAST- WHERE WOULD WE GO ?


I'M JUST SAYIN' ??...........

YOU SIT DOWN TO EAT A STEAK DINNER, AND- "SNAP"- A BIG TRAP SNAPS YOUR NECK IN TWO!  INSTANT DEATH.






"IT COULD HAPPEN.............."




SO WHERE WOULD WE LIKE,  GO?  FOREVER?


FIRE ANTS?








JMc