Friday, October 7, 2011

ALMOST THERE!! NOT SURE WHERE--BUT ALMOST THERE!

ALMOST THERE!!  NOT SURE WHERE--BUT ALMOST THERE!
DONE! EXCEPT FOR THE NEW LINOLEUM, AND WE'LL START THAT MONDAY--DON'T WORRY! NO DAILY UPDATES!
I DO THINK I WILL GET A NEW STOVE AND GET RID OF THE "HUNTING CABIN" LOOK CIRCA- 1838! EVEN THOUGH IT WORKS PERFECTLY! ALMOST FEELS LIKE RENTING IN THIS DAY AND AGE IS THE WAY TO GO!
ESPECIALLY SINCE RENT IS STILL $400.00 A MONTH! HOW AWESOME IS THAT???



MOST OF YOU HAVE MET MY FAVORITE TREE---SOON IT WILL BE BARE, BUT EVEN THEN IT HAS A BEAUTY!

HERE IT IS IN SEPIA--IT TOOK ME 6 HOURS TO PAINT THIS SHOT--THEN I FOUND A SETTING ON THE CAMERA THAT DOES IT FOR YOU!

THEN I PAINTED FALL COLORS--THERE WAS NO WAY AROUND THAT--THIS WAS AT DUSK, AND THE
COLORS CAME OUT NICELY!

BECAUSE I USED HOT WATER!



OK--NOW I'M SUPER EXCITED ABOUT THIS CRAPPY SHOT---NOW I KNOW IT IS CRAPPY AND I'M NOT LOOKING FOR COMPLIMENTS------BUT AT DUSK--I FINALLY CAPTURED A MOVIE STAR BIRD THAT SUDDENLY LIT IN TREE BESIDE ME!

I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET ACTION BIRD PICS, IF YOU DON'T SET UP THE FEEDER WITH SUPER GLUE ON THE LITTLE PERCHY THING FIRST!
 WREN TIN TIN!   AR AR!

AND NOW THAT I'M ALREADY IN TROUBLE WITH MY PETS FRIENDS:
HERE YA GO!!!
NOT MY PIC- SOURCE UNKNOWN- 

LIL JOHNNY!! 

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."


She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
 
He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
 
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
 

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken..



 
She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
LOVE YOU ALL! 
JMc

12 comments:

  1. what does it say about me that I like hanging out around here?



    do visit me tomorrow- it's a major post about ME (LOL) . . .


    Warm Aloha from Honolulu;

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  2. It says you have exquisite taste in Good Friends!! LOL!!!

    You are a Dear Dear Friend!!!

    I'll be there!!!


    HFTEC

    John

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  3. You know even though I am a sorry liberal pinko those PETA types get on my nerves. I love animals but Bambi the deer, Freddy the fish, and Tom Turkey sure are very tasty.

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  4. KFC? I have never liked fried chicken and I'm from the south. :) Funny joke though!

    Love love that bird. Good job.

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  5. Hey you have a photo of the son I never had! :D

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  6. Loved the joke though being a none meat eater I probably shouldn't have.

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  7. What if the answer had been fried human?

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  8. Yay! for the kitchen! I kinda like the old stove...if it works...

    You can't rent a room here for $400.

    Poor Little Johny

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  9. BB--Amen Bro! And Can I get 30.06! Halleluiah! Eve though I gave up killing Bambi's about 10 years ago. No need to hunt anymore, my hunting Buddy has all the Venison I need. And I don't believe i hunting just to kill. But Venison is better meat for my Heart.

    Guess I'll start taking the camera to the woods!
    Now Fishing----I'm HOOKED on that!!!!

    ;-)

    Have a great weekend Bro! and thanks for all your support and comments! I truly appreciate them!

    J


    Lynn--LMBO!!!! You are a Hoot! Thanks so much for the continued support! I even got a Tree Rat pic today- Squirrel drinking out of neighbors Bird Bath.

    You don't like Fried Chicken--Girrrrrrlll-- that's worth a Dr's visit! LOL!

    J


    Joe--You are to col for school my friend! I never really knew what that meant, I just always wanted to use it in a sentence! Thanks for the Bucket list scratch off!! So you are saying you are kin to Rin Tin Tin????? ;-).

    Isn't Lil Johnny the Ultimate son of everyone????


    Thanks Bro!

    J



    Petty--It's OK to laugh--we all have different Tastes!! Ar ar!!! I really appreciate your True Wit!! Thanks!!!

    John



    Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark....he said shaking his head sadly! LOL!!!! Hey--we ARE what we eat right? Getting ready for the Cold and snowy winter yet Bro?

    BBB,


    J



    Jeannie--That's the problem--it works perfectly and we even know the odd temperatures and times it takes to cook on it now!!!

    That's what I'm saying about the rent. At our ages -why would we want to even take on a 15 year Mortgage? It's not like we have kids to leave it to or will be able to flip it or turn a profit on it. Heck--even if he goes up a little after the renovations...He is such an awesome Landlord...my only concern is his age--and what might happen should he.......


    J

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  10. You are so darn punny!
    WREN TIN TIN! Puleeese!

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  11. Pat---HeHe!!!

    Don't ya love those terrible groaners!!! Hope you had or are still having a great trip!


    J

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  12. Great joke!
    I am still thinking about $400!!!!
    You are fortunate!

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