HAVE A HEART!
GOING TO CARDIOLOGIST TODAY FOR A NUCLEAR STRESS TEST! AS IF THE WORDS NUCLEAR DON'T STRESS YOU ENOUGH!
YES PLEASE, I'LL HAVE THE RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPE WITH A SIDE OF KRISPY KREME DONUTS!
SO HERE IS A CHEAT POST!
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
MY ALL TIME FAVORITE:
MUSKRAT LOVE
by the-- CHERNOBYL POLLEN 8!
BUT WAIT--THERE'S MORE!
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash --- after HE FOUND HIS GLASSES
I Can See Clearly Now.
I Can See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---
Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
And Last but NOT least:
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
PLEASE KEEP ME IN YOUR PRAYERS AND OFF THE CATH TABLE!!!!
LOVE YOU ALL
JMc
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You'll be fine!!!! Been there; done that. (They give you a card to show 'cause it can set off stuff in high security venues. When I had a similar procedure, I considered going out to the airport just to see if I set off anything but reason -- and healthy respect for Homeland Security -- triumphed. LOL) I just had an EMG in which one becomes a human pin cushion. It's part and parcel of a probably incurable condition I have. It's not painful -- just incredibly annoying. Sigh. I'll keep good thoughts!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope all goes well today - I will certainly keep you in my prayers.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the morning giggle.
Dude those tunes were all being played on the oldies stations when I was a kid...just stay calm when they set the bomb off it is only a test and you know nuclear testing never harms the environment...unless it is an air burst nuclear test, then your as we say screwed.
ReplyDeleteJohn, Take care my friend.
ReplyDeleteGot to figure the Baby Boomers, which I think I am one, will not go quietly into that good night.
Ha ah your list made me giggle. Especially the Paul Simon none. :D
ReplyDeleteGood luck!!
These are so funny! Great bee photos, too.
ReplyDeleteHope all goes well!
Hope it went well! Bee happy! ;)
ReplyDeleteHere's hoping all is well.
ReplyDeleteSome great rewrites here - my favourite is The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Thanks all my Buddies!!!! Regardless of the outcome-- It will be what it will be--ar ar--and I will handle it accordingly!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove you all!
J