Wednesday, June 1, 2011

AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION & HOW TO CHOOSE A VOCATION

 
    AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION & HOW TO CHOOSE A VOCATION!



An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.  Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.  One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects.
1. A Bible.....?
2. A silver dollar.....?
3. A bottle of whiskey......?
4. And a Playboy magazine.....?
'I'll just hide behind the door,' the old preacher said to himself. 'When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up.
If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a
Blessing that would be!
If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too.
But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be.
And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a
Skirt-chasing womanizer.'
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room.
The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table..
With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket.  He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired this month's centerfold.
'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher disgustedly whispered. 
'He's gonna run for Congress.' 





AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION






 THE TWO ABOVE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING, EXCEPT BLACKBERRIES ARE COMING IN, AND A HANGY DOWNY THING GAS GONE TO SEED!

PART DEAUX


AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is
BASKETBALL.

2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is
BOWLING.

3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is
FOOTBALL.

4 The sport of choice for supervisors is
BASEBALL.

5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

And....

6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is
GOLF.

THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls
become.

There must be a ton of people in Washington playing marbles!


CORPORATE CEO
MINIONS OF CORPORATIONS ON PAYROLL, THAT REALLY DO ALL THE WORK FOR MINIMUM WAGE! AND ARE TAXED OUT THE WAZOO!

BOARD OR (BORED) MEMBER!

WHAT CEO'S DO TO BOARD MEMBERS WHEN IT'S CLOSE TO RETIREMENT TIME!

BAD CORPORATE LIE!!!!!!! 
(Take it either way you want!) ar ar--(YES-IT'S A PINK GOLF BALL)!
 FOUR!!!!!!! LOCO

LOVE YOU ALL

JMc

6 comments:

  1. That, I must admit, is exactly what I would have done with bible, buck, whiskey and playboy. But then I only go into hell(political thought and action) when I am forced to by them to afraid to enter on their own.

    Both truisms were outstanding today/

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  2. I must admit I loved the sports things, and it's so true! I could have done without the spiders. Now I have the heebie-jeebies!

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  3. Run for Congress.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    And part two was just as funny. Thanks for the laugh John!

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  4. LOL @ the CEO description! Very accurate ;)

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  5. Mark--Knew you would like those Bro!! Thank you sir!!!!

    J




    Krissy-- Sweet dreams!!! (snicker)

    Love ya and thanks for the kind words- I always appreciate your comments!!!!!!


    J



    PAMO-- I am here to serve---15 terms! :-).

    You are very welcome.

    J



    RK--It is so true that it isn't almost funny! But we have to laugh don't we?

    Bless you sweet friend! Hug Hubby for me!


    J

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  6. hmmmmm - very interesting

    It's all true.

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Incredibly smart relies: