Wednesday, June 1, 2011

11 th COMMANDENT for ARNOLD & BABY BOOMER TEXTS!


11 th COMMANDENT for ARNOLD & BABY BOOMER TEXTS!



Thou shalt not share thy rod with thy staff.




EASING INTO THE TWILIGHT YEARS!




 BABY BOOMER TEXTS.

(PLEASE ADD ANY YOU CAN COME UP WITH:

Middle-Aged Texting Codes: 

ATD -at the doctor. 
BFF -best friend fell. 
BTW -bring the wheelchair. 
BYOT -bring your own teeth. 
FWIW -forgot where I was. 
GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low. 
GHA -got heartburn again. IMHO -is my hearing aid on? 
LMDO -laughing my dentures out. 
OMMR -on my massage recliner. 
ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up. 
TTYL -talk to you louder!
IMHO- Insure, Metamucil, High Colonic, O. S*** ...............
WTF- was two fractures!
and BRB- Barium Reaching Bowels 


AND YOURS ARE???????


DOES AGING BOTHER YOU AT ALL?
& HOW MUCH CAN BE FIXED WITH DUCT TAPE?
LOVE YOU ALL,

JMc

 
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14 comments:

  1. middle childJune 1, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    Lovng the 11th commandment!

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  2. CloudiaJune 2, 2011 at 12:20 AM

    my rheumatism!

    Aloha from Honolulu

    Comfort Spiral

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  3. Full-On-ForwardJune 2, 2011 at 12:26 AM

    MC-- Thanks!

    J


    Cloudia! MR---- LOL!

    Good one!

    J

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  4. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJune 2, 2011 at 12:59 AM

    Thanks for the laughs, John. These are great. I especially like BFF (best friend fell).

    Let's see...

    MIA = Metamucil In Abundance

    LYL = Love ya lots
    xoxoRobyn

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  5. Full-On-ForwardJune 2, 2011 at 1:23 AM

    Robyn! LMBO!!!!! Great one!!!

    Love ya! Mean it!

    J

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  6. Commander ZaiusJune 2, 2011 at 3:59 AM

    DOES AGING BOTHER YOU AT ALL?

    Yeah sort of, but what I really can't stand is losing my hair.

    LOL!!!!!
    FWIW -forgot where I was.

    Forgot where I parked the other day for the first time, it bothered the daylights out of me but once I found my car I started laughing.

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  7. Full-On-ForwardJune 2, 2011 at 4:07 AM

    Love the honesty BB!

    FWIW--AWESOME!!!!

    I under----what was I saying?


    J

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  8. Spider42June 2, 2011 at 8:15 AM

    Those are some very lovely pictures, I love a great sky-shot!

    Cheers!

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  9. GoofyGirlJune 2, 2011 at 8:16 AM

    Those Baby Boomer txs are fantastic! ... and oddly spot on, since I've been noticing more and more of my friend's parents just making up their own thinking that the rest of us could decode them somehow. Many couldn't/wouldn't grasp the concept that certain ones were "established" and therefore understandable.. unlike ones that come through like: "HTGSOIYNA" (I shit you not, that was a REAL message a friend of mine got from their mother (who is in her early 70's now)... and after much guessing, then finally just asking WTF it meant... we got "Heading to the grocery store off island, you need anything?" ...
    Guess the opposite is true for those that don't "get" some of the common ones... like when my friend's Mother left "oh, poor thing! LOL" after her daughter was worried about abdominal pains so severe that the ER was lookin' like a good idea... and we were all like "why is your mother laughing at that?"
    Turned out (after one of the funniest on line conversations I've ever seen) that her mother believed "LOL" meant "lots of love." :)

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  10. JeannieJune 2, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    Aging - sometimes it's great - sometimes its not

    I love that I am not a slave to fashion. I hate that I can't wear 95% of the gorgeous items out there anyway.

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  11. KellyJune 2, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    Hilarious!

    Does aging bother me? Well, at this point it still beats the alternative.

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  12. DawnJune 2, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    BAHHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAH!!! OH I needed a chuckle here today:) You never fail me;))
    Hilarious....

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  13. Riot KittyJune 2, 2011 at 8:52 PM

    That is fantastic! So true!

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  14. Full-On-ForwardJune 3, 2011 at 2:27 AM

    The Dude-- TYVM! really appreciate you stopping by! Thanks for an awesome comment!

    John


    Gillian-- I got that the first time I read it! OMG--Right? That is freakin HILARIOUS!! I love true chit like that!

    I MEAN THAT ER ONE WAS AWESOME--CAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING:
    You cousin was in a terrible car accident-ROFLMAO! "Oh I it meant- (Ralph Obviosly Factured Leg Meet After Opera?)" Thanks Aunt Edna!

    Also I mean-- they really don't get that these abbr. were around in chat rooms--way before texting! Of course texting made up many more-as it is efficient--You know what?

    True--Swear- Stack of Bibles and all that stuff-
    I just realized- I HAVE NEVER SENT A TEXT MESSAGE!

    Great story GG,

    J



    Jeannie--I agree. The wisdom is sometimes useful---but Ignorance is still bliss-YES?

    I'll bet after the Surgery we can get you back into some of those clothes you picked out for Daughter!!!!

    J



    Kelly--LOL-SOOOOO True on the age!

    Thanks my dear!

    J



    Dawn-- I am here to serve! Glad you laughed young lady!! You inspire me every day. We have a good family here!


    J




    RK-- You're the best! Thanks as always for a great comment and an awesome Blog!


    J

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Incredibly smart relies:

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