THE BIG BANG plus
BLOGGER IS KILLING ME!
IT'S DELETING, CRASHING, ASKING ABOUT TOSSING COOKIES, AND CLEARING CACHES, AND I'VE DONE NOTHING TO PISS IT OFF!
The Big Bang Theory, Multiverses, Parallel Universes, Multi-Branes, Black Holes, Infinite Expansion, when did time begin, was there anything before time.....well- you get the picture!
The best and brightest minds in the world of Quantum Physics and Quantum Mechanics, that must ultimately jive mathematically, and obey the known rules of physics to prove or disprove a Theory are busily working to SPLAIN!!!
Want to know the common denominator of all this?
OF COURSE YOU FRIGGIN DO!!!!!
It's a mathematical formula ten times bigger than the one in
Good Will Hunting, with Matt Damon.
Every single one of these dudes and dudettes have one that looks like 3rd grade drawings on a sidwewalk.
WANT TO KNOW THE COMMON DENOMINATOR THAT IS BEING USED TO SOLVE THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE?
A PIECE OF FRIGGIN CHALK AND A BLACKBOARD!!!
REALLY? REALLY? I MEAN COULDN'T YOU at least UPGRADE TO A DRY ERASE BOARD????
"DAMN STEVE WE HAD IT, BUT GILL BACKED INTO THE BOARD WITH HIS PIRATE SHIRT ON! BACK TO THE _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ !!" And, "No more frilly shirts, damnit!"
AND WHILE I'M AT IT. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE ALPHABET AND NUMBERS WHEN WE WERE IN SCHOOL? WE DID JUST FINE WITH THEM. WORDS, SENTENCE STRUCTURE, ADD, SUBTRACT, MULTIPLY, DIVIDE. HELL, I WAS EVEN OK WITH LONG DIVISION AND GEOMETRY!!!
BUT WHO HAD TO "F" WITH IT AND DECIDE, "LET'S PUT THE ALPHABET AND NUMBERS TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!
2+ 13y-4d = x ????? wth???????
2+ 13y-4d = x ????? wth???????
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
QUESTION???
DO YOU SEE NUMBERS IN ALPHABET SOUP??? THERE'S A REASON!
A CONVERSATION WOULD GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
M: (mom), : "HONEY WHAT LETTERS DO YOU HAVE? WHAT ARE YOU EATING, A CAT A DOG, HOW ABOUT A PIG?' CAN YOU READ THEM TO MOMMIE FROM THE SPOON?"?
JR. (junior): I'M EATING "PIE"
M: "NO HONEY, YOU'RE EATING SOUP--WHAT LETTERS?"
JR: "MOM, I'M EATING PIE."
M: "DON'T GET SMART WITH ME YOUNG MAN, NOW LET ME SEE."
JR: "SEE MOM, HE SAYS SHOWING HER HIS SPOON, - π ! 3.14..
π (sometimes written pi) is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter; this is the same value as the ratio of a circle's area to the square of its radius. IT'S ON THE BACK OF THE BOX--SHEESH! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING? CAN I HAVE A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH?
SOME THINGS JUST NEED TO BE LEFT THE HELL ALONE!
IF YOU LOOK WAY AY BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF MY BLOGGING DAYS YOU WILL SEE A COUPLE OF POSTINGS ON PARALLEL UNIVERSES...CLICK TO GO....
LOVE YOU ALL
Hehe...I'd be happy if I could have just stuck with the letters...the numbers confused me.
ReplyDeletePutting them together with the letters... and that's when I started having to re-do classes;)
Dawn-- Amen--when I went back to school at age 50 - I had to take a Baby Math refresher course!!
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Hey, McEleven:
ReplyDeleteno more school for summer!!!!!
LOL
Aloha from Waikiki :)
Comfort Spiral
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Ha Ha--Cloudia--point taken! Hugs from the Far East!
ReplyDeleteLove ya, special friend! You keep my Spirit lifted up like no other, and I thank you for that! Your Blog is the Cat's Meow.
Did you know----whoops--no more school!
Alice Cooper
Cloudia--
ReplyDeletePS: Got the spelling in my name! Good one!!!
J11