Wednesday, August 15, 2007

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein,

"My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my
Condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his
Private Part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall
like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your Pajamas."

But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told
you yesterday that my private part died

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your
pajamas?"

(You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!)

"Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."

12 comments:

  1. LOL "Say hello to my little friend..." Great line, great joke!

    But where's the pic to accompany the story? You are such a tease, John!!

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  2. how are you? great post although i didnt get it haha!

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  3. kaylee- thas OK it wasn't all that funny.


    Scarlet- getting it enlarged!!! LOL

    J

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  4. THATS GOOD HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! I am not that well today:)

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  5. I love this joke. I posted it back in the day.

    How you feelin John?

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  6. I AM NOT GOING ON A HEART MONITOR!!!!!

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  7. I wonder where he's going to bury it?

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  8. gREAT KAYLEE- GLAD YOU ARE DOING WELL!

    POOPSIE- I AM FEELING FNTASTIC- A BUDDY OF MINE AND I WENT OUT FISHING LAST NIGHT FORM 8:00 TILL 2:30 AM. NOT ONE BITE BUT IT WAS SO AWESOME BEING ON THAT CALM SMOOTH COOL LAKE- THANKS FOR ASKING----AND YOU- HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

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  9. Hammer- probably under a HEAD- Stone! He he!!

    J

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  10. kaylee- sorry I didn't see the I'm notfeeling that well today- Just the I'm Not Going on a Heart Monitor- How are you feeling and did the surgery turn out ok?

    John

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  11. Yeah the surgery was fine it other things that i am having problems with now.

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  12. I'm feeling pretty good a little gasy but hey.

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