Friday, April 20, 2012

BE NICE TO MEN FRIDAY!

BE NICE TO MEN FRIDAY!


NIECES CAN-SO WIVES CAN!



An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,
'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?
Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on........

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.


While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.





OF COURSE SHE WAS


FOR
 


 THIS OUT



THE END


LOVE YOU ALL!


JMc

12 comments:

  1. Thanks for the grin and mind exercise John!

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  2. Ha ha, love that first shot!

    Yeah I think we should promote this Be Nice To Men On Friday thing!

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  3. CORNY! But funny!
    Only from the mind of John McElveen...

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  4. I had to read that twice before getting it. :)

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  5. I just love how you talk with photos!

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  6. Hahahaha! OK- I'll be nice. Thanks for the laugh!

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  7. Haha! Mr. RK has been waiting on me hand and foot, first when I was really sick and now with the teeth out. Of course I am being nice. I just placed an order online with Victoria's Secret :)

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  8. Promoting a new world order are we John?

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  9. I was a wonderful wife, just ask anyone...except the ex-husband. That's a sweet picture. What a doll. She's a doll too.

    Love ya lots!
    xoxoRobyn

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  10. As if every day isn't a be nice to men day!

    There are some jokes over at my blog as well .......... not that they are up to this standard though.

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  11. Carletta justs sits and shakes her head; however, she does have a smile on her face. :)

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  12. Thanks everyone!! I appreciate ya! I'll be by today and tomorrow to catch up with everyone!!

    J

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Incredibly smart relies: