PICS

PICS

 

 Hot hazy days!

Before the 100 degrees!

After some rain!

After more rain!

DEAD AND DRY- SAME PIC AS BOTTOM ONE! ON SIDE

SAME PIC AS ABOVE WITH COLOR

KNOTS VERY PRETTY

LOVE TOU ALL

JMc

HE'S BAAACK

HE'S BAAACK

DO NOT EVER USE ONE OF THOSE FREE ONE CLICK CLEANER THINGYS! I DID AND DISAPPEARED FOR A WEEK!

AND MY WINDERS ARE STILL DIRTY!

GUESS IT DOESN'T DO WINDOWS! AR AR!

SC GAMECOCKS BACK TO BACK CWS CHAMPS- LAST AT ROSENBLATT/ AND FIRST
AT NEW TD AMERITRADE PARK. HISTORY WAS MADE!

A SMALL GLIMMER OF HAPPINESS COMPARED TO WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON IN THIS OLE WORLD!

LOVE YOU ALL!

JMc

WINDOWS STINKS!!!!!!!

IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE? PINK FLOYD

IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?  PINK FLOYD

I DON'T KNOW IF BLOGGER IS BROKEN, I'M STILL NOT SHOWING UP IN READERS, OR I'M WRITING CRAP.

BUT EVERYONE  SEEMS GONE!

I'M STILL LEAVING COMMENTS--BUT NADA!

"HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, IS THERE ANYBODY IN THERE,

JUST NOD OF YOU CAN HEAR ME'

IS THERE ANYONE AT HOME."

PINK FLOYD AGAIN

IF I HAVE DISAPPEARED: BYE. IF YOU ARE RECEIVING THIS TRANSMISSION: 

HELP!

MAYBE THIS IS MY PROBLEM-  ;-)

LOVE YOU ALL

JMc

CWS--FLA VS SC

 

CWS--FLA VS SC

 

NEEDLESS TO SAY I AM FOLLOWING THE COLLEGE WORLD SERIES, PITCH BY PITCH! BEING BORN AND RAISED IN FLORIDA- BUT LEAVING TO PLAY FOOTBALL FOR SC, I AM A WINNER REGARDLESS!

I DO HAVE TO PULL MY COCKS..RUH ROH--ON TO VICTORY!!!!

I HAVE BEEN HAVING BLOGGER PROBLEMS, AND SOME REAL LIFE PROBLEMS JUST TO MAKE IT INTERESTING!

I DON'T BELIEVE IN WHINING- BUT I HOPE YOU WILL STAY WITH ME AS I GET THIS SORTED OUT!

I TRULY LOVE YOU ALL, AND THIS BLOG IS MY CONNECTION AND THERAPY!!!

I FEEL LIKE THIS

BIT IT IS NO REFLECTION ON YOU

AND 

 SOON!

 

BERRY, BERRY- (for you challenged types--NO NAMES-LOL!)

I WILL FEEL LIKE THIS AGAIN!

FREEDOM WITH SUNSHINE!!!!

 &

THERE IS AN OUTLET: 

 

IT'S CALLED FAITH, HOPE, LOVE, AND VICTORY!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU ALL- AND JUST ASK FOR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS IF YOU DON'T MIND....I'M OK.... BUT

CIRCUMSTANCES ARE TRYING TO WHIP ME;

BUT THEY CANNOT AND WILL NOT WIN!!!!

JMc

ARE YOU NUTS ??? SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY

 

 

SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY

 

 

 

SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY--LINK TO HEY HARRIET'S!!!! POP ON OVER

 

 

 

 

ARE YOU NUTS ??

SQUIRREL IN TREE

LOVE YOU ALL

JMc

HOPE I'M BACK UP AND VISIBLE

 

 

HOPE I'M BACK UP AND VISIBLE

 

IF NOT-- IT WILL BE LIKE IN THE BEGINNING--! 

LOVE YOU ALL

JMc

BLOG TEMPORARILY ON HOLD

 

BLOG TEMPORARILY ON HOLD

 

REAL LIFE REARS UGLY HEAD..BE BACK REAL SOON.....

JMc

PASS IT ON!

 

 

PASS IT ON!

 

 

 

 FROM A FB PAGE

LOVE YOU ALL!

JMc

LOVE EM WHILE YA GOT EM!

LOVE EM WHILE YA GOT EM!

 GABE--Miss you Big Guy!

 NAMED AFTER GABRIEL- THE ANGEL!

Died of Brain Cancer--October 2002! Just came across this pic today! 

HE NEVER SAW 5 YEARS OLD.

Love them while you can!

Love you all

JMc

HEAT WAVE

HEAT WAVE

THANKS LORD FOR AIR CONDITIONING!

A friend and I were talking today- he grew up in Louisiana and I in Florida. As kids we played in this heat all day and it never phased us. We would turn on the attic fan at night, crack the jalousie (sp?) windows...(the small panes of glass)...that I had to buy out of my allowance after breaking them with one type of ball or another! USUALLY WAKING UP SHIVERING AND GRABBING FOR THE COVERS!

IT WORKED!

I remember we finally got a small window A/C unit for the house and thought we were in Heaven. But you were acclimatized, and dealt with it. I often worked summers in Dad's Orange Groves and the temps easily hit 120 inside the shielded black dirt of those groves. We would also CAMP out on those hot summer nights, alternately reading by flashlight and swatting skeeters!

Football practice in high school was something else. In the summer we had two a days. 8:00 am and 4:00 pm, two hours each in full pads. We ate salt tablets like candy and had to weigh before and after practice, sometimes losing 4-5 lbs in water! Cramps were a way of life.

One hot summer day there was a strange cooler on the field, and Coach gave us a strange brew to drink. It was Orange and tasted salty. We later learned it was an EXPERIMENTAL drink sent from the University of Fl, to several High Schools to TRY IT OUT!

YOU GUESSED IT--

GATORADE!

WE WERE THE TEST SUBJECTS BACK IN THE LATE 60'S EARLY 70'S!

HOW COOL IS THAT!

LOVE YOU ALL-BE BLESSED AND COMFORTABLE,

JMc

BEER- AND ALLTHINGS ALE!

 

 

 

Subject: Beer ...

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." Babe Ruth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Lyndon B. Johnson ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Paul Horning ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." H. L.. Mencken ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" George Bernard Shaw ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.! W. C. Fields ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser. Professor Irwin Corey ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group -Salvation in a can! Leo Durocher ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~       One night at Cheers, Cliff Calvin explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm: "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

LOVE YOU ALL!

JMc

SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY

IT'S TIME FOR HEY HARRIET'S SHADOW SHOT SUNDAY (click for site)

HAVE A WONDERFUL SUNDAY!!!!!

JMc

HOT, HOT, HOT

LAZY HOT SATURDAY.

WATCHING COLLEGE WORLD SERIES SINCE 3 SEC TEAMS IN IT. SINCE I'M FROM FL., BUT PLAYED FOR SOUTH CAROLINA- I HAVE A LITTLE CONFLICT.

BUT I HAVE TO PULL FOR MY COCKS! (Sorry it sounds dirty!)

BLOGGER GREMLINS STILL REMAIN--I RE-UPDATED FIREFOX AND WE'LL SEE IF THAT HELPS.

TOO HOT TO TAKE PICS--99 TODAY- AND HUNDRED FORECAST FOR NEXT 3 DAYS...NOT COUNTING HEAT INDEX!

THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, IT IS A TRUE STORY. 
 
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door: 

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: 
(1) They live here. You don't. 
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. 
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly. 
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they: 
(1) eat less, 
(2) don't ask for money all the time, 
(3) are easier to train, 
(4) normally come when called, 
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't smoke or drink, 
(7) don't want to wear your clothes, 
(8) don't have to buy the latest fashions, 
(9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and 
(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ....

 

LOVE YOU ALL

JMc

TWO DOGS IN A RESTAURANT

TWO DOGS IN A RESTAURANT

ARE COMMENTS NOT WORKING OR YOU JUST DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE?

ARE COMMENTS NOT WORKING OR YOU JUST DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE?

I AM HAVING A LOT OF TROUBLE WITH BLOGGER. LOSING COMMENTS I POST ON OTHER SITES, AND FEWER THAN USUAL HERE.

IS ANYONE HAVING ANY PROBLEMS? I RECENTLY CLEARED MY BROWSER CACHE, BUT DID RE-ENABLE COOKIES LIKE I WAS SUPPOSED TO.

I'LL TRY TO POST SOME BETTER MATERIAL- BUT IT SEEMS LIKE A FUNK HAS FALLEN ON BLOGGERDOM...OR IS IT JUST ME?

IF I HAVE UNINTENTIONALLY OFFENDED ANYONE, THEN TOUGH NUGGIES!

OK-I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP!

Cheese!

WE CALL HIM CHEETO HEAD! I FORGOT TO WASH MY HANDS BEFORE I PETTED HIM. YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE DOCTORS FACE WHEN I WENT IN FOR MY EXAM!

LOVE YOU ALL!

JMc

SHOPPING VS. DISNEY WORLD

SHOPPING VS. DISNEY WORLD

Shopping at Wal-Mart is like going to That Universal Village where all the Continents of the Earth are represented, and trying to navigate all of them at once. It's a Small World after all!

I have never, ever been to Disney World, as I was born and raised 45 miles from it and saw first hand what it did to the Citrus Industry, which my Dad made his living from. Our Senior Cruise was cancelled in 1972 because some students couldn't afford it, and for our Senior trip we were to wear white shirts and ties, and all board a bus to go to Disney World. It had just opened a few weeks before, and was still under construction! LIKE 3RD GRADERS. THAT WAS DISNEYLAND POLICY-NOT THE SCHOOLS!

A SENIOR TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS WAS MISSED--A TRADITION ENDED!

That has stuck in my craw until this day!

Sure I'm missing 2 hour waits in Lines, exorbitant prices, Fla Heat and Humidity, and a ton of rides.

I don't do rides, I got enough of Heat and Humidity and now live in SC which is as bad....so what have I lost?

I have no children, and if I went to Disney World,  I would be in jail for killing several I'm sure!

I'll just remember Disney on Sunday Night TV, when it first came on in COLOR, and leave it at that. That's MY DISNEY!

FOR ALL THOSE THAT LOVE AND ENJOY IT- IM VERY HAPPY FOR YOU! I think it's awesome for kids! I really do!

Whenever I get the desire to go--I'll just head back to to Wal-Mart!

I spent more there today on Rx's and Groceries than I would had I gone to the Concrete Magic Kingdom World of Harry Potter and Universal Studios, and pull out my color portfolio of the Folks of Wal-Mart picture fame, and peruse it as I shop!

LOVE YOU ALL.

CYNICAL JOHN

BLOGGER IS KILLING ME!

THE BIG BANG plus

BLOGGER IS KILLING ME!

IT'S DELETING, CRASHING, ASKING ABOUT TOSSING COOKIES, AND CLEARING CACHES, AND I'VE DONE NOTHING TO PISS IT OFF!

The Big Bang Theory, Multiverses, Parallel Universes, Multi-Branes, Black Holes, Infinite Expansion, when did time begin, was there anything before time.....well- you get the picture!

The best and brightest minds in the world of Quantum Physics and Quantum Mechanics, that must ultimately jive mathematically, and obey the known rules of physics to prove or disprove a Theory are busily working to SPLAIN!!!

 Want to know the common denominator of all this?

OF COURSE YOU FRIGGIN DO!!!!!

It's a mathematical formula ten times bigger than the one in

Good Will Hunting, with Matt Damon.

Every single one of these dudes and dudettes have one that looks like 3rd grade drawings on a sidwewalk.

WANT TO KNOW THE COMMON DENOMINATOR THAT IS BEING USED TO SOLVE THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE?

A PIECE OF FRIGGIN CHALK AND A BLACKBOARD!!!

 REALLY? REALLY? I MEAN COULDN'T YOU at least UPGRADE TO A DRY ERASE BOARD????

OR BETTER YET CHISEL IT INTO STONE- SO SOME IDIOT THAT WEARS A SEINFELD PIRATE SHIRT TO WORK WON'T COME IN one morning AND ERASE THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE BY MISTAKE WITH THEIR SLEEVE!

"DAMN STEVE WE HAD IT, BUT GILL BACKED INTO THE BOARD WITH HIS PIRATE SHIRT ON! BACK TO THE  _ _ _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _ _ _ !!" And, "No more frilly shirts, damnit!"

AND WHILE I'M AT IT. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE ALPHABET AND NUMBERS WHEN WE WERE IN SCHOOL? WE DID JUST FINE WITH THEM. WORDS, SENTENCE STRUCTURE, ADD, SUBTRACT, MULTIPLY, DIVIDE. HELL, I WAS EVEN OK WITH LONG DIVISION AND GEOMETRY!!!

BUT WHO HAD TO "F" WITH IT AND DECIDE, "LET'S PUT THE ALPHABET AND NUMBERS TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!

2+ 13y-4d = x  ????? wth???????

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

QUESTION???


DO YOU SEE NUMBERS IN ALPHABET SOUP??? THERE'S A REASON!


A CONVERSATION WOULD GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

M: (mom), : "HONEY WHAT LETTERS DO YOU HAVE? WHAT ARE YOU EATING, A CAT A DOG, HOW ABOUT A PIG?' CAN YOU READ THEM TO MOMMIE FROM THE SPOON?"?

JR. (junior): I'M EATING "PIE"

M: "NO HONEY, YOU'RE EATING SOUP--WHAT LETTERS?" 

JR: "MOM, I'M EATING PIE."


M: "DON'T GET SMART WITH ME YOUNG MAN, NOW LET ME SEE."

JR: "SEE MOM, HE SAYS SHOWING HER HIS SPOON, - π !  3.14..
π (sometimes written pi) is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter; this is the same value as the ratio of a circle's area to the square of its radius. IT'S ON THE BACK OF THE BOX--SHEESH! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING? CAN I HAVE A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH?

SOME THINGS JUST NEED TO BE LEFT THE HELL ALONE!


IF YOU LOOK WAY AY BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF MY BLOGGING DAYS YOU WILL SEE A COUPLE OF POSTINGS ON PARALLEL UNIVERSES...CLICK TO GO....

HERE IS ONE MORE- SEE...SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE..

THE PICTURES ARE LONG GONE---THEY WERE A PIC OF THE COSMOS, AND A PIC OF A HUGE BASS MY FATHER CAUGHT! BUT THOSE WERE MY FIRST TWO POSTS IN APRIL OF 2007! I HAD ANOTHER BLOG THAT I STARTED EARLIER- BUT I DELETED IT--I THINK IT WAS IN 2005! MAN I'VE BEEN DOING THIS WAYYYY TO LONG!!!

LOVE YOU ALL

JMc

PRIME PRINE! JOHN PRIME THAT IS!

John Prine that is!

THE PICTURES OF OSAMA WE CAN'T SEA (yes pun intended)

BECAUSE THEIR CONSIDERED TOO "GRAPHICALLY!"

BUT A CONGRESSMAN'S WIENER

ON YOU-TUBE IS A SEENER

AND HE'S A DICK/ SHOULD RESIN/BUT THAT'S JUST ME!

HOPE-W/O HER BERKA! (see prev. post!)

IF YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF JOHN PRINE BEFORE--DO YOURSELF A FAV AND LOOK HIM UP ON YOU-TUBE.

CHECK OUT THE SONG--ILLEGAL SMILE BY JOHN PRINE---JUST FOR FUN!!!!

AND BURN ONE B4 LISTENING. I QUIT MANY MANY YEARS BACK, BUT I CAN STILL REMEMBER!

CLICK HERE FOR A QUICK LINK--YOU ARE WELCOME! IT'S JUST THE KIND OF GUY I AM!

LOVE YOU ALL

JMc

SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!

WHAT AM I????

SENIOR CITIZENS

ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!

 

HEARING AIDS

BAND AIDS

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS

GOVERNMENT AIDS

MOST OF ALL,

MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS!

Not forgetting HIV (Hair is Vanishing)
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.

Love you all



JMc