Thursday, December 16, 2010

CHRISTMAS MIRACLE


CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
HEART IS OK! NO CATH NEEDED!
THANK YOU GOD!!!

I TRULY HAVE HAD MY CHRISTMAS WISH ANSWERED. MY CARDIAC STATUS IS quo! I TRULY THINK THE METEOR SHOWER WAS GOD'S WAY OF REASSURING ME THAT AS INSIGNIFICANT AS I AM, (AND I FELT THAT WAY, THAT MORNING LOOKING UP ONTO HIS CANVASS)---BUT TO HIM..
I AM EVERYTHING.
IT'S MY BLOG AND I CAN AND DO BELIEVE THAT. YES, I AM THAT SIMPLEMINDED! OH-OH! I DID GET A PIC OF THE METEOR SHOWER--SEE AT END!

SO....
I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE ANYTIME SOON. OK, I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM, BUT THAT'S IT.. AND THEN THE FRIDGE, TO RELOAD! OK--THEN TO BEST-BUY, TO RETURN STUFF. (BEST-BUY RETURN= OXYMORON??)
I HAVE TO RETURN THE "B"-BATTERIES, THAT WON'T FIT, MY "D"-VICE!
THANKS TO ALL WHO PRAYED AND SENT WARM THOUGHTS MY WAY!
THEY WERE FELT AND ANSWERED!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND IT'S BOWL GAME CITY FOR TWO WEEKS!
WHOOO HOOOOO! I KNOW; DOESN'T THAT JUST SUCK FOR NON-FOOTBALL WIVES ?
MY WIFE IS SOOO COOL ABOUT IT. SHE CAN WATCH 247 RERUNS OF EVERY CSI IN EVERY STATE, THE MENTALIST, BONES... ETC... AND I CAN EAT CHILI AND WATCH FOOTBALL.
GUYS--EATING CHILI PRODUCTS HELPS KEEP WOMEN AWAY FROM THE MAN ROOM..MINE ISN'T QUITE A CAVE, AS SHE STILL HAS 85% CONTROL OVER IT! 
I GOT THE CARDIOLOGIST TO WRITE ME A NOTE STATING THAT WATCHING FOOTBALL GAMES AND SCREAMING AT MEN I DON'T KNOW DRESSED UP LIKE ZEBRAS' IS CARDIO!!! 
JMC


OK-- THE AMAZING METEOR SHOWER PICS AS PROMISED, PLUS SOME METEORIC RISE TO FAME: EDU-MICATION!

 METEOR- YES! IT IS--WORK WITH ME PEOPLE!

 
METEOR SHOWER


RARE-METEOR FLOWER


 WORLDS LARGEST METEOR COLLECTION

 
 MINERAL & METAL METEORS

 
 LARGE METEOR STRIKING POND!!


 TWICE--WHAT ARE THE ODDS?


 EXTREMELY HIGH TECH METEOR TRACKING SYSTEM


 PROPER VIEWING GOGGLES


 CHEAP- HOMEMADE VIEWING GOGGLES

 
 SHOWERS LOOK LIKE THIS- THROUGH CHEAP GOGGLES!
 AND LIKE THIS THROUGH PROFESSIONAL ONES. I THINK THE DIFFERENCE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF!  BOKEH???????
PETS START ACTING STRANGELY
 TURTLE STRANGELY APPEAR FROM NOWHERE.
OK--YES, YES, THEY LIVE IN THE WATER, BUT THEY ARE STRANGE!
 PLAYING OPOSSUM- OR HIT BY METEOR?
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS-- (NOT MY PIC--UNKNOWN SOURCE)
 THE SHOWERS OVER........

13 comments:

  1. I tell ya, it just WOULDN'T be a proper Johnny Mac post without you displaying one of your RUSTY NUTS !!!

    Gladto hear your Status is Quo, Bro !!

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  2. Great news! So glad to hear it!
    What an amazing collection of meteor photos, It's the finest and most comprehensive I've seen! It looked like one came from the constellation "Titleist"

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  3. Hallelujah! I'm so glad you're back to quo, my friend.
    I love that meteor flower. It's one of my favorites. I didn't know the name ("meteor flower"), so thanks for sharing it.
    xoRobyn

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  4. You guys are the Best!

    Heff, I saw a meteor that looked like Scam Newton!

    LOL

    Johnny Mac


    Pat--OMG--I started to put that on the caption! To scary!!!!

    I'll never forget the first time out I was calling it a Tilt Least! LOL!

    J


    Kay! AMEN SISTA!!!

    HUggs,

    John


    Robyn- That is a little known Flower...The scientific name is Meteoris Floweris..I knew you would want the full scoop!

    Thanks for the Prayers!

    They Worked Guys!!!

    John

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  5. Good news on the heart thing but is that last picture you peeing in the plant pot? If so add some mulch to maintain the proper ph balance.

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  6. Mark!!!!

    I have to sit to pee! I stand with my legs apart, and still pee on both feet!

    Thanks for the Compliment!!

    Now add a few Brewskies and the pressure builds.....

    You are a nut job!

    John

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  7. Glad to hear the good news, John!

    Some of us ALWAYS have to sit to pee, btw. :)

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  8. Glad to hear the good news I am so happy for you my Friend, and the pictures of the meteor shower are awesome, not what I would have imagined but impressive anyway :)

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  9. What great news
    and awesome post!



    Aloha from Hawaii

    Comfort Spiral

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  10. Kitty- LMBO!!! Thanks!

    J


    Jimmy--what do you mean???

    snicker,

    J


    Puka ni?-- I think Kimo was with me!!!


    FO!!!!!!

    :::::---)))))))

    OK-- I can't do a cool fish! I was going to do a Dog- but that was really RUFF!!


    Hugs & Aloha from SC,

    John

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  11. That really is great news John!

    Love the photos too! :D

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  12. Joe-

    Thanks Brother! You r an awesome Dad!!!

    John

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