GREAT NEWS ON THE SKIN BUSH- errr, GROWTH---
IT WAS BENIGN!
I KNOW: (STIKING MYSELF IN FOREHEAD)
I COULD HAVE HAD A V-8!!!!!!
ANYWAY- AFTER HE GOT HIS SUPPLIES ROUNDED-UP....WHICH IRONICALLY IS THE PRESCRIBED TREATMENT FOR UNWANTED GROWTH.
AND NO--YOU CAN'T. I ASKED. ROLLING IT, IS NOT AN OPTION! (HE WAS RIGHT!)
ONE SMALL TRIBE OF BUSHMEN, IN AN OUTBACK STEAK HOUSE IN SYDNEY- ARE THE ONLY GROUP KNOWN, TO HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SPLICED ANOTHER BUSH ONTO THEIRS. THESE GRAFT DODGERS, HAVE SUCCESSFULLY AVOIDED SERVING IN ANY AUSSIE MILITARY CONQUEST. ALTHOUGH ONE IS PURPORTED TO HAVE GOTTEN IN A SCRAP WITH CROCODILE DUNDEE.
ONLY SINCE BUSH 41 & 43, HAS MILITARY SERVICE BEEN SO DEFTLY AVOIDED. AND AS WE KNOW DE-FOREST "BONES" KELLY SAID," DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DR. NOT A TREE SURGEON" , AND WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN,
"CURSES- FOIL-AGED AGAIN!!
LEAF IT TO ME TO BARELY ESCAPE DEATH BY MISTLETOE, IF HE HAD MENTIONED PRUNING- I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR A SECOND OPINION. BUT SINCE THEY ARE BOTH HANGING RIGHT THERE TOGETHER..... I DIDN'T WANT TO GO OUT ON A LIMB, BRANCH OFF INTO ANOTHER AREA AND HAVE HIM CHARGE ME AN ARM AND A LEG! ONE SPLINTER GROUP IS ENOUGH, AND HAD I NOT SURVIVED MY WIFE WOULD HAVE PINED AWAY.
LUCKY TO ESCAPE A TERRIBLE DIAGNOSIS, KNOWING I WOULD HAVE NIGHTMARES ON ELM STREET,AND BEFORE HE COULD TELL ME TO INCREASE THE FIBER IN MY DIET, I GRABBED THE OLD PRUNE, - AND SINCE I WAS FEELING MY OAKS, BEFORE HE
DICIDED TO WARN ME ABOUT THE HAZARDS OF SMOKING IN BED-
HE SAID IS THAT A LIMP I DETECT, A small BIRTH DEFECT-
WE HAVE SOME TIME LEFT ON THE CLOCK,
- I SAID HECK NO- THINKING PINOCCHIO... !
IT'S JUST MY HICKORY DICKORY DOC!
JMc
Benign is good, Damn it John if we had been bushed together we could have cheneysawed our service.
ReplyDeleteHoly Holly, Batman!
ReplyDeleteI am so glad you logged this event!
TWM- why am I always 75 cents late and a Martin- short? I would bush together with you any day!We could do lunch- a bowl of Condoleafza Rice.
ReplyDeleteJ
lol--OMG- I JUST NOW- THIS VERY SECOND PICKED UP THE CHEYNEYSAWED OUR SERVICE! DAMN I WOULD HAVE BEEN TICKED HAD i MISSED a 5 STAR PUN OF THAT CALIBER!! GREAT ONE MY FRIEND!
NOTE TO SELF--ALWAYS PROOFREAD!!!
JOHN
JOE- LMBO- Holly Holy-- (snicker-)Batman- He was a Louisville Slugger you know!Sounds like Neil Diamond- or as we called him in college- Squat Ruby. We also called Gordon Lightfoot- Fruitoff Heavyhand, and that song by Seals and Croft (I think)- Dime on Girl.
(Logged this event)- thought you could slip that by did ya?????? KNOT!!!!
J
I'm happy to hear that your "mole" is nothing to worry about!
ReplyDeleteYour blog is not like anything I've seen anywhere else. Your mind is ablaze in thoughts and ideas and words... I really like it!
have a good weekend John!
Pat- That means more to me than you will ever know. Thank you so much for such kind words. I'm always wondering if I should tone it down- but Honestly, I can't do that! So I'm gonna let them flow, and let em go, and hope someone can take away a small tidbit- if it's nothing but scratching our heads, saying, what the Heck, or Preferably - A Great Big Smile, with a laugh during a slow walk to the refrigerator to stare at it's contents, while shaking the head back and fifth- in bewilderwonderamusement.
ReplyDeleteNow-- if only to get paid for it! LOL!!!
Thanks for helping me see that my Blog: is what it is, shows somewhat: I am who I am , and is the only way I know how to express or attempt to put it in words, a positive spin on such a potentially negative world!
Many Blessings my friend!
John
John
Thanks for your never ending support and encouragement! I appreciate it and You Pat! I really mean that, and were it not for cyber space, we would never have been able to share as much as we have with each other. And when You think about it- I sometimes get more across on a brief statement on my Blog, than I do face to face with my friends!
It's a remarkable medium.!
Now, did you really have a mole or did you bushwhack us?
ReplyDeleteYou DO have an amazing mind John - I just can't read fast enough to keep up.