SPANGLISH

ALICE HAS INSPIRED ME TO TAKE SOME MORE PICS- PLEASE CHECK OUT HER BLOG,

ALICE THROUGH THE LENS....FOR INSPIRATION 

AS WELL AS ALICE IN WONDERLAND FOR INPIRATIONAL POETRY! (Link in sidebar)

also

One of my longest and dearest blogging friends, 

Scarlet, Lil Red, aka: Ily

has so inspired me to learn Spanish in case I ever get to stalk....MEET HER, I have been practicing diligently! Here are some words I wanted to show of with to her!

GO TO MY FIRST LINK--LIL RED HARE: YOU'LL NEVER REGRET IT!

1. *Cheese*

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.

Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car

There's not mushroom.

3.. *Shoulder*

My fren wants 2 become a citizen,

But che didn't know how to read,

So I, shoulder.

4. * Texas *

When I'm not home,

My fren always Texas me,

Che wonders where I am!

5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza.

I got mine piece

Then che got herpes..

6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store

But ju went to see sum guy,

July to me! Julyer!

7... *Rectum*

I had 2 cars

But my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife

But che said chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left

But don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing..

11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women.

I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.

12. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stair

So I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club

But no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*

That women has a nice body,

Budweiser face so ugly?

15. *Choose*
I wanted to wear them, but the choose are to tight!Choose:


16. * Sofa King*
I wanted to mow the yard today but i was Sofa King tired!
 
17 * Raisin Bread*
You would never know it to look at eem, but Ray's Inbred!

THINK ABOUT THEM.....TIC:TIC:TIC:  BOOM!!!!   JOKE BOMB, SOME WILL GO OFF LATER IN THE DAY!

JOHN