THE ABOVE PICS MAKE UP A COMMON SAYING WHEN COMBINED.(I know the top pic is bad. Hint- Birds and Squirrels). This is just an example as is the one below. Others will be much harder.
WHAT YOU MIGHT HEAR BEING SAID ABOUT DOLLY PARTON:
1ST WORD- HINT: 3 VISUALLY CHALLENGED RODENTS (OK so I couldn't get a pic- I want to try and use all the pictures that I take myself- but these are just examples!)
THE FIRST TO NAME BOTH SAYINGS WILL WIN: A BOWL OF BUFFALODICKS' CHILI, SHIPPING AND HANDLING NOT INCLUDED, AND YOU BETTER WAIT TILL I ASK HIM FIRST! :-), OR A NUDE SKETCH FROM SCARLET OR JEANNIE. I GUESS I'D BETTER ASK THEM TOO. DANG, THIS PRIZE STUFF SUX. OK-- YOU DON'T GET SQUAT EXCEPT FOR THE SATISFACTION OF HAVING DONE SOMETHING!
YOU CAN EVEN POST YOUR ANSWERS CRYPTICALLY, OR NOT! THE REAL ANSWERS WILL BE POSTED----SOMETIME.
LIKE I SAID- I THINK THERE ARE SOME CREATIVE HARD ONES IN THE WORKS SO STAY TUNED., AND REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR HANDS SO YOU DON'T GET THE SWINE- SORRY, N1H1 FLU. OUR URGENT SCARE IS OVERRUN WITH IT.
J
Nest Egg for the first - the 2nd has me kinda stumped
ReplyDeleteNice Pair?
I could draw myself a nice set of men's genitals if I win right?
Jeannie!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!
YOUR NUTS. I MEAN YOU'RE NUTS! THEY WOULD BE IF YOU DREW THEM RIGHT!
YOU WIN- EGGZACTLY. I HAVE SOME PRETTY HARD ONES-(NOT THE GENITALS) BUT THE PUZZLES, COMING UP! :-) OH, THERE'S SO MUCH WE COULD DO WITH THESE WORDS.
J
Ha! A pair of blind mice???!! That makes no sense at all, Juan! I guess I didn't win the second challenge, but I can draw a sketch of buffalo (or mouse) genitalia for the winner! :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday to my leetle fren!!
Hey, wait a minute! I haven't got a license to do that stuff- yet!
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteBD- No license required to have genitals sketched!
Scarlet- Nice Pear. The second answer of course, uh...nothing personal.
Digital Camera- 99.99
Trip to take Pics 00.23
Up-Loading to Blog 9 hours LOL
Sketch of BD's nutz- PRICELESS!!!
FOR EVERYTHING ELSE- THERES,
VALTREX!
When you get so old, it's actually possible to sit on your own balls- it isn't a pretty picture...
ReplyDeleteHaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
ReplyDeleteYou know you are my age- When SOMEONE else sits on your balls!
PS: To all our adoring readers- we are only kidding! ;-) (not), and we know how interested in this you are! Plez don't Tweet this, or put our Balls up on Your Face I MEAN Your Space or Facebook, whatever it is. I don't even have a page but am thinking about putting one up.
J
lol
J