ANAGRAMS

STAY TUNED, I'M WORKING ON MY 5 WORDS SCARLET GAVE ME!!!! I'M JUST TAKING MY TIME WITH THEM.


This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there
is deadly at Scrabble.









 CAROLINA CLOUDS!











DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM


PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER


DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE


GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE


THE MORSE CODE :When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS


SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS:When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT:When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)

DRAGONFLY EARNS RELEASE- KICKS SPIDERS BUTT!!

From TuesBirthdaySNAKE

THIS IS THE ORIGINAL QUICK VIDEO I CAPTURED WHEN THE DRAGONFLY KICKED THE SPIDERS BUTT IN IT'S OWN WEB AND EARNED HIS FREEDOM. THIS IS FOR BD AS I KNOW HOW MUCH HE LOVES ARAC , ARAB, ACNOP- SPIDERS!

From TuesBirthdaySNAKE

HE MAY HAVE SOME WEB REMNANTS BUT HE MADE A FULL RECOVERY. FROM PREVIOUS POST!

COMING UP....GETTING IN SHAPE: A SPIRITUAL & PHYSICAL RECIPE FOR A HEALTHIER YOU! DON'T LET THE SPIRITUAL SCARE YOU..WHILE IT IS BIBLICAL, IT CAN BE APPLIED BY ALL! THIS IS PART OF MY RECOVERY EFFORT AS I'M GETTING READY TO TRY AND RETURN TO WORK AFTER AN EXTENDED LEAVE FOR HEART AND BP PROBLEMS. TIRED OF COMPLAINING- TIME FOR SOME ACTION. THIS WILL CURE ME, OR KILL ME.

HOPEFULLY THE LATTER AS MY WIFE IS GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE- DANG I WANT TO RETURN TO WORK!

JUST KIDDING, I COULD GET USED TO STAYING HOME:



ALONE. (NOT)!!

J

FULL-ON FORWARD: WHY NO FITNESS CENTERS EXISTED IN THE 50'S!!!!!!!!!

FULL-ON FORWARD: WHY NO FITNESS CENTERS EXISTED IN THE 50'S!!!!!!!!!

WORKING ON VIDEO...STAY TUNED

BOUT TIME

ABOVE- A  CL ASS   ACT  !!!

SOCCER BALL OR UNIVERSE---WTF?

NOT FROM BEHIND- OH, I SEE WHY NOW!


 A salute to people in walmart- God Bless this Mess! Hey, at least they are out helping revive the economy-----BUTT  at what price? LOL




BEST QUOTE OF 2008...BRAVO FOR SHERIFF JUDD.
                                                   Gotta admire the man for being honest.
 
                                              

 POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD
 
 An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him.  The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.  A state wide manhunt ensued.
 
 The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun. After he shot at them, SWAT team officers open fired and hit the guy 68 times.
 
 Now here's the kicker:
 
 Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they shot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times..
 
 Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel:
 Talk about an all-time classic answer.


'Because that's all the ammunition we had...'




Damn Dude-----just DAMN!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in White Pants no less. Definitely no MORE!  

  This was posted as a Public Service announcement to SHOP TARGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE IMPOTENCE--IMPORTANCE OF WALKING

IMPOTENCE   IMPORTRANCE OF WALKING- YOU GET TO SEE & EAT THESE!

(combine two pics above for answer)
HINT: They are good to eat and no Kin to Chuck.

Importance of Walking

  1.   Walking 20 minutes can add to your life.
    This enables you at 85 years old
    to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
    home at $7000 per month.

   2.    My grandpa started walking five miles
a day when he was 60..
    Now he's 97 years old...
    and we haven't a clue where the ---- he is.

    3.  I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.

  4.    The only reason I would take up walking
     is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

5.     I have to walk early in the morning,
      before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

6.     I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
     Haven't lost a pound.
     ...apparently you have to actually go there.

 7.   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
     I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

8. I do have flabby thighs,
     but fortunately my stomach covers them.

  9    The advantage of exercising every day
     is so when you die, they'll say,
     'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'

10.   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,

    start with a small country.  

11.    I know I got a lot of exercise
     the last few years,.......
     just getting over the hill was enough.

12.    We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our skulls.
     That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

    AND

13.   Every time I start thinking too much
    about how I look,
     I just find a Happy Hour
     and by the time I leave,
     I look just fine.

    You could run this over to your friends

     But just e-mail it to them!

 

DRAGONFLY KICKS SPIDERS BUTT....FILM AT----WELL NOW!

Double click for BEAUTIFUL GIANT SIZED PIS!!!!!!!!!!! I'm Impressed-LOL!

THESE SPIDERS ARE ALL OVER THE POND AND I HAVE ALREADY FED THIS GUY A FROG. THIS DRAGONFLY HOWEVER SEEMS TO BE A LITTLE TOO MUCH FOR HIS BUTT!

THIS IS MY FAVORITE WATER SNAKE, AND I'VE WATCHED HIM/HER GROW FOR 3 YEARS NOW!

 

 NATURE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU LIE!

I hate this when it happens!*

back to the post

Coming from the state of SC where Senator Joe Wilson yelled his now infamous two words- hence the title, brings me to a sore subject. One I have been involved in one way or another for 29 years. MEDICINE, or more to the Point- MEDICAL REFORM.

No matter where you stand on the issue, it is hotbed, top of the line, in the News, front and center with most Americans. To say it is needed is like saying: Robert DeNiro or Meryl Streep are good actors!

No Chit Cherlock! But when I am at work in my Little Urgent Scare, and I tell a patient who just got pissed because they only got 12 (Twelve) Percodan instead of the 60 they asked for--to supplement with Tylenol, as needed, and they say, "Please get the Doctor to write them on the prescription. Because if they do-

they are free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Something is very very wrong!

1. I don't have my pistol.

2. They are not free, someone always pays. (Guess who?)

3. I'm so pissed I forgot three.

4. Reform in whatever measure is desperately needed. 

There are 4 sides to every story, the Right, The Wrong, The Republican & the Democrat.

Whichever side you are on I'm sure you'll agree with me that something must be done to correct an horribly broken and outdated system. From Tort reform on capping outrageous Malpractice rewards, to affordable Malpractice Insurance to compensating our overworked and Underpaid Physicians.... Did I say underpaid. Yes! Except for the Privatized Uber-specialist our FP's, GP's, OB-gynies, and ER Docs have taken it on the chin in the last 15-20 years. 

I've witnessed it personally as an Office Manager, and Employee for a Hospital. Patient's rights, the Internet, Lawyers and JACHO have forced our Physician's to practice expensive, defensive medicine, hog tying their hands and questioning their fine honed skills as Practitioners. Unless it can be proved that a Physician was unduly under the influence, or intentionally blew a Diagnosis, how can they be held responsible for something that went wrong beyond their control. Yet a Pediatrician is oft held responsible for something happening to a kid 15 years down the line. Doctors do NOT want to make mistakes, misdiagnose and cause harm!@!!! DUH!

One example: are we going to be forced to do an expensive Echo-cardiogram (and unnecessary), on every Athlete on a free to $15.00 Sports Physical? Well no you say, that's absurd. It is until one drops dead in the middle of a Basketball Game because of a Congenital Heart condition that can't be picked up on Exam. The Doctor, School and Coach all get sued because the Kid AND the parents wanted him/her to play, and came in at 10:00 til !0;)) pm the night before it is needed: oh, we close at 10:00 pm but stay and see everyone who's signed in before 10. I've had them tell me they waited till now so they will be seen faster because they knew we wanted to get home! Real Doctors, Nurse's Tech's and Registration do not watch the clock when there are LEGITIMATE sick people who come in. Lacerations, accidents that didn't happen three days before and sudden (in the last 30 minutes ACUTE) Abdominal pain! Not 5 days! :-) for example.

But I digress- yes and I will- because that is what Honest, Hard-working Physicians are facing in today's medical clime. I don't know how much radiation a 12 year old, that bumped their head with little to no outward signs of trauma and a completely normal Neuro exam, must have due to needless CT's of the Brain to cover the Doctor! The kids- (all 12 of them and 4 Coaches from Soccer, are laughing and eating Chips, while drinking the free Sprites, and using Blankets we supplied to keep up our Press-Gainey scores).....I can't go on......

My BP is 180/120 and my deductible is 1500.00 and I'm not at work, so it's not covered under WC! But I'm sure you get the gist. We have the most awesome Health-Care delivery system and the best Physicians in the World. Everyone- I mean every LEGAL, American Citizen should have access to it, and that brings us back full circle to Senator Wilson's You Lie outburst.

He was referring to ILLEGAL Alien's who crawl over or under the fence having immediate access to FREE Insurance that many hard working American Citizens cannot afford. And do NOT expect Small Business Employers to provide the Expensive Insurance their employees deserve. I think we all need to watch Michale Moore's new movie, and I never thought I'd type his name in a positive light in my life! I HEAR it's a fair expose and treats the system fairly and is neither pro party! Just against big corporate greed in all it's forms.

Not SICKO, and I'm sorry but the title slips me right now and I'm too lazy to Google it.

I know I haven't solved one thing or offered any solutions. It's just as Dennis Miller used to call it a RANT!

And I feel better, and I didn't need to see a Doctor nor take a Drug. Let's pull together, split the pie, eat some Ice Cream (and make Lactaid ) free, so Lactose intolerant people can enjoy it too! Or they can just get the Urgent Care Doc to write it on a Rx--

ALTOGETHER NOW:

BECAUSE IT'S FREE!!!!!

MORE LATER, I HAVE TO GO TAKE A NTG, AND MY BP MEDS.

WHICH BTW WERE ON THE $4.00 LIST AT WAL-K-MART!

SEE- IT CAN BE DONE. 

* ants in my pants

PUZZLING PICS

THE ABOVE PICS MAKE UP A COMMON SAYING WHEN COMBINED.
(I know the top pic is bad. Hint- Birds and Squirrels). This is just an example as is the one below. Others will be much harder.




WHAT YOU MIGHT HEAR BEING SAID ABOUT DOLLY PARTON:

1ST WORD- HINT: 3 VISUALLY CHALLENGED RODENTS (OK so I couldn't get a pic- I want to try and use all the pictures that I take myself- but these are just examples!)





THE FIRST TO NAME BOTH SAYINGS WILL WIN: A BOWL OF BUFFALODICKS' CHILI, SHIPPING AND HANDLING NOT INCLUDED, AND YOU BETTER WAIT TILL I ASK HIM FIRST! :-), OR A NUDE SKETCH FROM SCARLET OR JEANNIE. I GUESS I'D BETTER ASK THEM TOO. DANG, THIS PRIZE STUFF SUX. OK-- YOU DON'T GET SQUAT EXCEPT FOR THE SATISFACTION OF HAVING DONE SOMETHING!

YOU CAN EVEN POST YOUR ANSWERS CRYPTICALLY, OR NOT! THE REAL ANSWERS WILL BE POSTED----SOMETIME.

LIKE I SAID- I THINK THERE ARE SOME CREATIVE HARD ONES IN THE WORKS SO STAY TUNED., AND REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR HANDS SO YOU DON'T GET THE SWINE- SORRY, N1H1 FLU. OUR URGENT SCARE IS OVERRUN WITH IT.

J

BE YOURSELF- WHO ELSE COULD YOU BE?

THESE ARE MUSCODINES- A WILD SC GRAPE. THEY ARE VERY SWEET, AND A COUSIN TO THE SUPPERNONG. YOU "MAY" HAVE HEARD OF SCUPPERNONG WINE. THEN AGIN I AM IN SC!!!! IT'S A STATE BETWEEN GA. AND NC. THE WHITE GROWTH IN BETWEEN IS A MUSHROOM- (NO BS!) GROWING UO- OR AN OLD PIECE OF PAPER.

ACTUALLY- THIS IS THE FIRST PICTURE EVER OF THE GEICO MONEY CHARACTER'S GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER WHO WAS BORN NOT FAR FROM MY HOUSE!!!!!!

TO FOLLOW-UP ON MY LAST POST, THIS WAS A VERY TIMELY E-MAIL. I'M NOT SURE WHY THESE HAVE HIT ME ORR WHY I'M MEDDLING IN OTHERS BUSINESS. I'M NOT PROMOTING ANYTHING, BUT IN THIS CURRENT POLITICAL, SOCIAL & ECONOMIC CLIME- I JUST FEEL WE NEED AA LITTLE RAY OF HOPE. PART OF THAT IS BREAKING STEREOTYPES. CAN WE SAY STEREOTYPES, OR DOES THAT EXIST IN THIS DIGITAL AGE? HMMMM......

YES, SADLY FROM A STATE THAT HAS LONG BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING RACIST, IT'S TIME WE PUT ALL THAT CRAP TO BED.

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? I KNOW, RHETORICAL QUESTION, BUT WE CAN EACH ANSWER IT IN OUR OWN MINDS AND SPIRITS.

I HAVE A PERVERTED POST (NOT SEXUAL) I KNOW- I'M SORRY- BUT MORE TO THE OLD MIND OF JM COMING IN HONOR OF HENRY GIBSON- WHO PLAYED ON LAUGH IN. A SHOW FROM THE 70'S THAT I ABSOLUTELY LOVED AND GREW UP ON. HE PLAYED A CHARACTER OF A POET IN ONE OF HIS BITS,

HERE IS AN EXAMPLE AND I QUOTE:

THE BULLMOOSE

BY HENRY GIBSON

THE BULLMOOSE IS MY FRIEND TRUE BLUE
HE DOESN'T SMOKE; HE DOESN'T CHEW
HIS ONLY HANG-UP IS SNIFFING GLUE
BUT IF I WERE A BULLMOOSE, I WOULD TOO.

SHEER GENIUS- TUNE IN FOR A TRIBUTE POEM SOON!

NOW-BACK TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING- WE ARE BEING PROGRAMMED YOU KNOW!

********

Recently, in a large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and
tanned woman appeared in the window of a gym.

It said: "THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?"


A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those
of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by
the gym.

To Whom It May Concern:

Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious
humans). They have an active sex life, they get pregnant and have
adorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins, stuffing
themselves with shrimp. They play and
swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Barren
Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia . Whales are wonderful singers
and have even recorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and
virtually have no predators other than humans.
They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the
world.

Mermaids don't exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up
outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity
crisis. Fish or human? They don't have a sex life because they kill
men who get close to them, not to mention
how could they have sex? Therefore they don't have kids either. Not
to mention who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish
store?

The choice is perfectly clear to me; I want to be a whale.

P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only
skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my
kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver and a coffee with my
friends. With time we gain weight because we accumulate so much
information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room it
distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are
enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look
at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good gosh, look how smart I am!"

WHAT AN AWESOME RESPONSE. I WANT TO ME, I WANT TO BE ME........
BECAUSE IF I WERE YOU,
I'D BE SOMEBODY ELSE.......

GOING TO TAKE MEDS, BRB.

J

CLAY BALLS

I know a lot of things passed around the Internet are cute and trite. We read them rapidly and pass on to the next in our multi-tasking, busy, pressure filled lives. I'm going to post some of these I come across, and just by chance if you happen to have 3, 5, 15 minutes a day to set aside as YOUR time....then maybe one of these may hit home.

As we face each day, if we start with a positive or at least calmed, fresh attitude, I guarantee that whole day will be a little smoother. Each potential problem will "appear" smaller and more manageable. Be ready for a battle in your mind as you try to concentrate or meditate, as this is the battleground of the enemy. I believe he/she/it, whatever: wins the mind early on, sets the tone for the entire day.

I also believe you can take "every thought captive" and make a conscious decision on whether to keep it, let it go, or act on it. You can DECIDE whether it will alter your mood or change your thought process.

WHEN DOES A THOUGHT......BECOME YOURS? AT WHAT POINT ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE?

1. ONLY WHEN YOU DECIDE TO KEEP IT!

DWELL ON IT

THEN ACT ON IT!

This is kinda the thought process as I see it.

UNTIL THEN YOU CAN THINK ON

IT----THEN LET IT GO BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO ACT ON

IT! & I'VE FOUND: THE LONGER YOU KEEP IT AND DWELL ON IT, THE

HARDER IT IS TO LET IT GO.

SO MAKE SOUND DECISIONS, BASED ON YOUR MORAL COMPASS AND NOT SOMEONE ELES. TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR OWN MIND. QUESTION EVERYTHING; BELIEVE NOTHING, UNTIL YOU DECIDE IT'S RIGHT FOR YOU. THESE ARE JUST MY OPINIONS, BUT THEY ARE HELPING ME BE A BETTER ME, AS WELL AS FACE POTENTIAL PROBLEMS/CRISES IN MY LIFE.

John

Clay Balls

A man was exploring caves by the Seashore. In one of the caves he found a canvas bag with a bunch of hardened clay balls. It was like someone had rolled clay balls and left them out in the sun to bake. They didn't look like much, but they intrigued the man, so he took the bag out of the cave with him. As he strolled along the beach, he would throw the clay balls one at a time out into the ocean as far as he could.

He thought little about it, until he dropped one of the clay balls and it cracked open on a rock . Inside was a beautiful, precious stone!

Excited, the man started breaking open the remaining clay balls. Each contained a similar treasure. He found thousands of dollars worth of jewels in the 20 or so clay balls he had left.

Then it struck him. He had been on the beach a long time. He had thrown maybe 50 or 60 of the clay balls with their hidden treasure into the ocean waves... Instead of thousands of dollars in treasure, he could have taken home tens of thousands, but he had just thrown it away!

It's like that with people. We look at someone, maybe even ourselves, and we see the external clay vessel. It doesn't look like much from the outside. It isn't always beautiful or sparkling, so we discount it...

We see that person as less important than someone more beautiful or stylish or well known or wealthy. But we have not taken the time to find the treasure hidden inside that person.

There is a treasure in each and every one of us. If we take the time to get to know that person, and if we ask God to show us that person the way He sees them, then the clay begins to peel away and the brilliant gem begins to shine forth.

May we not come to the end of our lives and find out that we have thrown away a fortune in friendships because the gems were hidden in bits of clay. May we see the people in our world as God sees them.

I am so blessed by the gems of friendship I have with you.. Thank you for looking beyond my clay vessel.

APPRECIATE EVERY SINGLE

THING YOU HAVE, ESPECIALLY YOUR FRIENDS!

LIFE IS TOO SHORT AND FRIENDS ARE TOO FEW!