I'VE HAD MAYBE 5 DRINKS IN THE LAST 18-20 YEARS! HEEEEEERE WE GO!
NOW WHEN YOU THINK OF HIGH CHOLESTEROL, JUST DROP THE COLESTER HOLES PART, AND JUST THINK HIGH! THIS IS MY FAVORITE NEW "statin", DRUG, AND IT PRODUCES NO MUSCLE PAIN, NOR ANY FLU-LIKE SYMPTOMS WHATSOEVER, AND I LITERALLY FEEL MY CHOLESTEROL DROPPING........
WRONG!!!! ZAT WUZMY NEW "statin" BOTTTLE, (AVAILABLE W/O A RX) DROPPING! HECK, IT'S EASIER TO MOP UP, THAN PICK UP THUSANDS OF LITTLE PILLS, LOL! PLUS THE DOG AND CATS NOW LOVE ME. I CARE ABOUT THEIR HEART HEALTH AS WELL.
AORTA SEE IF THERE IS A "statin", FOR THEM! THEIR SO VEIN, THEY PROBABLY ARTERY HAVE ONE. BYE-bye, THIS NEW "statin" IS ALSO ONE HELL OF A DIUERETIC, PLUS IT MAKES YOU PEE A LOT!!!
"whooooooo whooooooo........... put on Dark Side of the Moon, Daddy is doing Medical chit! And GIT outa my chair Gato. MONEY.....it's a trip\\ first class traveling section don't give me no Bul..........
WRONG!!!! ZAT WUZMY NEW "statin" BOTTTLE, (AVAILABLE W/O A RX) DROPPING! HECK, IT'S EASIER TO MOP UP, THAN PICK UP THUSANDS OF LITTLE PILLS, LOL! PLUS THE DOG AND CATS NOW LOVE ME. I CARE ABOUT THEIR HEART HEALTH AS WELL.
AORTA SEE IF THERE IS A "statin", FOR THEM! THEIR SO VEIN, THEY PROBABLY ARTERY HAVE ONE. BYE-bye, THIS NEW "statin" IS ALSO ONE HELL OF A DIUERETIC, PLUS IT MAKES YOU PEE A LOT!!!
"whooooooo whooooooo........... put on Dark Side of the Moon, Daddy is doing Medical chit! And GIT outa my chair Gato. MONEY.....it's a trip\\ first class traveling section don't give me no Bul..........
I love the new drug. My husband lowered his cholesterol significantly just by taking a dose of psyllium husk (metamusil) each day. Even cheaper than wine and works better but not as much fun.
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ReplyDeleteSo are you saying your drinking a daily dose of red wine now?
I buy this stuf at Costco with the acai berry in it and reminds me very much of mon*a*vie...which is very expensive. This stuff is called Acai and is 90% pure acai berry. i think may be better for you than wine but may be wrong. Look up info on acai.
i was getting their fruit*a*vie but along with acai.. had other juices. Acai berry is supposed to excellent for you for many reasons and will give more energy.
I tried to drink wine everynight..winter 08 and just couldn't do it.. to sweet. i am a gin&tonic w/lime twist girl. Plus I like read wine with cheese and crackers. Hmmm.. i take a shot 1/2 of this stuff every day. but I take more than you need. Anyway..research the acai berry.
there is another drink there called reverseitall which I think is supposed to be like that other drink stars drink. never had it though.
I didn't know wine was a diuretic.??
Ahhh Boones Farm..specifically Boone's Farm Apple wine... or something like that.
When I was about 16 (minor) some older friends drank it and so I did too. Jersey had a 21 yr old drinking age and so they used to drive over the border to NY state (18 yrs old). these guys sang and played guitars and to the tune of Otis Redding's sittin at the doc of the bay they sang
"I left my home in Stockholm...
headed for the NY line...
Well I had somethin to live for...
A six pack and a bottle of wine...
Sittin on a stool in the bar...
watchin the drunks roll in...
sittin on a stool at the bar...
watchin the drunks roll out again..
I forget it all and I may have messed up the last line.
*Sigh* bygone days. :)
LMAO---Jeanie- I never Metamucil I didn't like!
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There was a reason Jesus turned water into wine...for it's soothing and medicinal purposes. :)
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