Tuesday, June 14, 2011

BLOGGER IS KILLING ME!


THE BIG BANG plus
BLOGGER IS KILLING ME!
IT'S DELETING, CRASHING, ASKING ABOUT TOSSING COOKIES, AND CLEARING CACHES, AND I'VE DONE NOTHING TO PISS IT OFF!


The Big Bang Theory, Multiverses, Parallel Universes, Multi-Branes, Black Holes, Infinite Expansion, when did time begin, was there anything before time.....well- you get the picture!


The best and brightest minds in the world of Quantum Physics and Quantum Mechanics, that must ultimately jive mathematically, and obey the known rules of physics to prove or disprove a Theory are busily working to SPLAIN!!!



 Want to know the common denominator of all this?

OF COURSE YOU FRIGGIN DO!!!!!

It's a mathematical formula ten times bigger than the one in
Good Will Hunting, with Matt Damon.



Every single one of these dudes and dudettes have one that looks like 3rd grade drawings on a sidwewalk.

WANT TO KNOW THE COMMON DENOMINATOR THAT IS BEING USED TO SOLVE THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE?






A PIECE OF FRIGGIN CHALK AND A BLACKBOARD!!!



 REALLY? REALLY? I MEAN COULDN'T YOU at least UPGRADE TO A DRY ERASE BOARD????


OR BETTER YET CHISEL IT INTO STONE- SO SOME IDIOT THAT WEARS A SEINFELD PIRATE SHIRT TO WORK WON'T COME IN one morning AND ERASE THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE BY MISTAKE WITH THEIR SLEEVE!

"DAMN STEVE WE HAD IT, BUT GILL BACKED INTO THE BOARD WITH HIS PIRATE SHIRT ON! BACK TO THE  _ _ _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _ _ _ !!" And, "No more frilly shirts, damnit!"

AND WHILE I'M AT IT. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE ALPHABET AND NUMBERS WHEN WE WERE IN SCHOOL? WE DID JUST FINE WITH THEM. WORDS, SENTENCE STRUCTURE, ADD, SUBTRACT, MULTIPLY, DIVIDE. HELL, I WAS EVEN OK WITH LONG DIVISION AND GEOMETRY!!!


BUT WHO HAD TO "F" WITH IT AND DECIDE, "LET'S PUT THE ALPHABET AND NUMBERS TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!

2+ 13y-4d = x  ????? wth???????

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?


QUESTION???


DO YOU SEE NUMBERS IN ALPHABET SOUP??? THERE'S A REASON!


A CONVERSATION WOULD GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

M: (mom), : "HONEY WHAT LETTERS DO YOU HAVE? WHAT ARE YOU EATING, A CAT A DOG, HOW ABOUT A PIG?' CAN YOU READ THEM TO MOMMIE FROM THE SPOON?"?

JR. (junior): I'M EATING "PIE"

M: "NO HONEY, YOU'RE EATING SOUP--WHAT LETTERS?" 

JR: "MOM, I'M EATING PIE."


M: "DON'T GET SMART WITH ME YOUNG MAN, NOW LET ME SEE."

JR: "SEE MOM, HE SAYS SHOWING HER HIS SPOON, - π !  3.14..
π (sometimes written pi) is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter; this is the same value as the ratio of a circle's area to the square of its radius. IT'S ON THE BACK OF THE BOX--SHEESH! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING? CAN I HAVE A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH?
THE PICTURES ARE LONG GONE---THEY WERE A PIC OF THE COSMOS, AND A PIC OF A HUGE BASS MY FATHER CAUGHT! BUT THOSE WERE MY FIRST TWO POSTS IN APRIL OF 2007! I HAD ANOTHER BLOG THAT I STARTED EARLIER- BUT I DELETED IT--I THINK IT WAS IN 2005! MAN I'VE BEEN DOING THIS WAYYYY TO LONG!!!


LOVE YOU ALL
JMc