Wednesday, June 1, 2011

11 th COMMANDENT for ARNOLD & BABY BOOMER TEXTS!


11 th COMMANDENT for ARNOLD & BABY BOOMER TEXTS!



Thou shalt not share thy rod with thy staff.




EASING INTO THE TWILIGHT YEARS!




 BABY BOOMER TEXTS.

(PLEASE ADD ANY YOU CAN COME UP WITH:

Middle-Aged Texting Codes: 

ATD -at the doctor. 
BFF -best friend fell. 
BTW -bring the wheelchair. 
BYOT -bring your own teeth. 
FWIW -forgot where I was. 
GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low. 
GHA -got heartburn again. IMHO -is my hearing aid on? 
LMDO -laughing my dentures out. 
OMMR -on my massage recliner. 
ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up. 
TTYL -talk to you louder!
IMHO- Insure, Metamucil, High Colonic, O. S*** ...............
WTF- was two fractures!
and BRB- Barium Reaching Bowels 


AND YOURS ARE???????


DOES AGING BOTHER YOU AT ALL?
& HOW MUCH CAN BE FIXED WITH DUCT TAPE?
LOVE YOU ALL,

JMc