SHARKS AND CAJONES !

 SHARKS AND CAJONES !

 WHILST FISHING NEAR CUMBERLAND AND TYBEE ISLANDS, GA; TWO HIGH SCHOOL BUDDIES AND I MANAGED TO CATCH 2 SHARKS.

BILLY WILLIAMS AND I, ALONG WITH CAPT JIM FUTCH- SEE BELOW, CAUGHT AMAZINGLY SIMILAR SIZED HAMMERHEAD SHARKS.

A PIC I GOT OF BILLY PULLING HIS (SNICKER)

IN.

THE 3 AMIGOS- ME, JIM, BILLY.

OF COURSE IT'S LT TO RT, ISN'T IT ALWAYS??? SHEESH!

THESE SHARKS ALSO ACTED IN AN AMAZINGLY SIMILAR MANNER!

 BOTH WERE RELEASED UNHARMED!

 ME AND HAMMY!

MINE IS BIGGER-- (SNICKER)

 BILLY AND HAMETTE!

NOTICE HOW WELL THEY ARE BOTH HANGING!!!!

I, PER USUAL HAD TO SMART OFF AND TAUNT SAID SHARK.

I SAID, "YO MOMMA WAS A BALL-PEEN AND YO DADDY WAS A MALLET!"

ELICITING THE FOLLOWING RESPONSE

IN "BOTH" DIRECTIONS.

 

AS YOU CAN IMAGINE- THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION (NOT PICTURED) CAUSED A SUDDEN RELEASE OF BODILY FUNCTIONS, JUST A MILD REACTION FOR A SPLIT NANO-SECOND IN TIME!  I HEROICALLY AND STOICALLY HELD ONTO HAMMY! 

HOPING TO PROVE HE WAS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TAUNTER, BILLY ALSO TAUNTED HAMETTE- AND VIOLA!

SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT TAUNTING HAMMERHEAD SHARKS ELICITS A MILLION YEAR OLD RESPONSE, MOST ASSUREDLY PROVING THAT BULLYING WAS AROUND SINCE DINOSAUR TIMES!

THE RESPONSE CAUSED THESE  

BT:  BEFORE TAUNT

REPRESENTING OUR FOUR- WELL, YOU KNOW!

TO THESE

AT:  AFTER TAUNT:

IN A MATTER OF MILLISECONDS!

THEY REMAIN THAT WAY THIS DAY AS PUNISHMENT FOR AQUATIC TAUNTING!

"GO AWAY YOU ENGLISH TYPE K'NIGITS- OR I WILL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!!" THIS LINE WAS WRITTEN INTO A WELL KNOWN MOVIE TO REMIND BILLY AND I OF HOW HURTFUL SHARK BULLYING AND TAUNTING CAN BE.

HUMBLED IN SC

JMc