THE HUSBAND STORE!

The Husband Store

A store that sells New Husbands has opened in New York City. 

A woman may go there to choose a husband. Among the instructions

at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the

value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may

choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to
the 2nd floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and

are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are

Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead

Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong
Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she
goes to the 6th floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof

that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at
the Husband Store.

PLEASE
NOTE:

To be fair, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex , have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.




LOVE TO ALL!


JMc