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Saturday, February 16, 2013
THE HUSBAND STORE!
The Husband Store
A store that sells New Husbands
has opened in New York City.
A woman may go there to choose a
husband. Among the instructions
at the entrance is a description
of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY
ONCE! There are six floors and the
value of the products increase as
the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
So, a woman goes to the Husband
Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the
Floor 1 - These men Have
She is intrigued, but continues
to the 2nd floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I
So she continues upward.
3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs,
Love Kids, and
are Extremely Good
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels
compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs,
Love Kids, are
Drop-dead Good Looking and Help
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I
can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the 5th floor
and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs,
Love Kids, are Drop-dead
Gorgeous, Help with Housework,
and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but
she goes to the 6th floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor
31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To be fair, the store's owner
opened a New Wives store just across the
The first floor has wives that
The second floor has wives that
love sex , have money and like
The third, fourth, fifth and
sixth floors have never been visited.