Thursday, May 31, 2012

THE - "YOU ARE GETTING GYPED POST!"


THE : "YOU ARE GETTING GYPPED POST!"



This is just not fair to you guys. I have another idyllic long weekend to myself. From Thursday, "NOW"---- until Monday Afternoon, to do whatever I please. This is two weekends in a row now !!!
I am only limited by my "Desire to do something vs. Desire to do nothing!"

1st Random Pic
OK--NO MORE SNAKES--THOSE ARE OUT OF THE WAY--I PROMISE!

I will not go to grocery store Hungry! I will not stay on the Snack,Cookie,Pizza,Ice,CreamAilse for more than 20 mins!

Oh, YES! and would you BELIEVE IT!!!!!!

There's SPORTS--(alleluia in background), on TV!

Why Jetski's HAVE an attached safety kill ring!!!!   YOU'RE WELCOME.

I MAY SIT DOWN IN THIS VERY DIRTY, MOLDY CHAIR!
It is an awesome yard to Bird Watch, or just "set out!in ".

Not to mention all the Testosterone Channels on DirecTv:   SPIKE-  FUEL- BRAVO!!!

You ladies notice that these are 1 SYLLABLE CHANNELS???  NUFF SAID! What? The last channel has 2 sylabi in it?  Damn! Then there is Nat Geo, Food Network, MILITARY CHANNEL, AND ENDLESS OTHER CRAP TO ENTERTAIN US MINDLESSLY FOR HOURS ON END!   
and End Rant in 3, 2, 1,  
Breathe.......



BROMINE!


why? because,
I want to see if it will catch on like "NAMASTE"!!





THE SHAMROCK'S BACK BETTER THAN EVER JEANNIE!


ANYWAY-


"I'M OFF TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!"(sing it)

I WASN'T SURE WHAT THIS WAS, BUT I KNEW IT HAD

SOMETHING

INSIDE IT.



NOW YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT I CAN'T LET THIS GO-  

RIGHT???






SPIDER EGGS, AND FROM WHERE I RETRIEVED THIS FROM, MOST LIKELY A BLACK WIDOW.


LISTEN:  C'MERE:  CLOSER:

THEY WILL NOT HATCH!

Now, if you ear is where it's supposed to be--near the screen and close to the Blue lettering,
and you are Rt faced--like 98% of us-

You will be kissing my Catfish!!! Ha Ha--Made ya do it!  OK- so maybe not...let's go:
So right before I leave to relax, AGAIN, I want to show another of my Past RELAXCAPADES!
The Infamous Catfish Pose of 2011!!!




1. What would you do with too much time - (clap clap) on your hands?
(How many got the Rock and Roll Connection?)

2. How would you spend it?

3. I wonder if we are making do, correctly, with the times and time we have been given.

4. If you get to SPEND TIME doing something:

WHAT IS TIME'S CURRENCY?

This is the Spider.
It's NOT a SNAKE!


So did you actually look to see if the ear placement would indeed make you kiss the Catfish?

If YOU DID!!!  THEN YOU CAN COME OVER AND PLAY!!!

LOVE ya,


JMc

9 comments:

  1. Anybody ever tell you you're a weirdo?
    My husband is always watching-what I call-"The Hitler cooking with Rachel Ray in a storage unit in a swamp near the most dangerous roads in America."
    BTW. The softest thing I have ever held was a Tarantula. Truly the softest.

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  2. Funny boy... you forgot the History channel.

    I forgive you for the snake and other gross stuff, since they are great shots!

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  3. middlechild--LOL-LOVE the TV Channel!

    J- and yes to the weirdo part.


    Ms A.- TYVM!!!!

    Have a good weekend!

    J

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  4. That chair looks like a pretty good option to me.

    We'll be spending our week-end trying to avoid all things Queen's Diamond Jubilee.

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  5. You have a lot going on here - you change channels faster than I can blink!

    I love to do nothing when I have nothing to do. Well, usually, I'll read when I mean nothing. In fact, I read even when there's lots to do.

    And besides, a woman's work is never done and that is just a fact.

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  6. Hey, I'm on vacation next week, so take that. As for the spider, did you read "The Prince of Tide" and the part of about black widows? Maybe you'd want to keep those eggs and save some spiders in a jar.

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  7. oh man, I gots me some Polynesian paralysis: just enjoying. . . like you-BUM!


    LOL

    Enjoy your weekend!
    Aloha from Waikiki
    Comfort Spiral
    > < } } ( ° >

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  8. Thanks for the laugh in the middle of my day. Have lots to do. I will be thinking about your stress free week-end. Enjoy!
    I can deal with snake photos better than I can the spiders. Just letting you know. LOL

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  9. Are you sure that fish isn't one of those plastic things that squirms around when you make noise?

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