Thursday, May 3, 2012

SHOOT ME OR SEND ME 25k!


SHOOT ME OR SEND ME 25k!




WHY?

GLAD YOU ASKED: BECAUSE I'M GOING IN SEARCH OF A NEW VEHICLE!


I'D RATHER HAVE A ROOT CANAL THAN PLAY CAR LOT GAMES-SO THAT'S WHY I'D LIKE TO TAKE IN 25K- LAY IT ON THE DESK AND SAY:

"GIVE ME THE KEYS TO THIS MUCH".

SECURE SAID KEYS, AND WALK OUT---15 MINS--DONE.



 SUDDENLY THIS PATCH OF GROUND REALIZED IT'S BREASTS WERE VERY CLOSE TOGETHER!




 DO NOT LOOK AT THIS PIC IF YOU ARE SKEERT OF SNAKES!

YES, I AM A BUTT-HOLE!


 MY FAVORITE EVENING VIEW OF MY TREE AROUND SUNSET.


I LOOKED DOWN, AND THERE THEY WERE!




LOVE YOU ALL--WISH ME LUCK WITH THE CAR THINGY!



JMc

10 comments:

  1. there are on-line ways to buy a car with no negotiation . . .


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  2. Go topless into the dealership...I am sure they will cut you a break just to get you to put your shirt on.

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  3. Never trust a car salesman! Don't lay down 25K - because you'll get a 10k car. Do the homework or get wifey to or ask a friend who knows these things to help out. Check online for what you can expect to get for your money and don't be afraid to aim for a car worth up to 27.5k and talk him into your 25k cash. The worst he can do is say no.

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  4. One of my friends identified a car he wanted, figured out the best price for it himself and got a loan for the car in advance. So the certified check was made out to the dealership. He went and got that car for that money too.

    And I bought my used Toyota that way - sort of. My regular mechanic and I found the car online and he told me what I should offer for it and he said not to waver and I didn't. I got it for that price.

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  5. good luck w/ the auto biz.

    that snake is a pretty one!

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  6. Buy a Suzuki. "99 down, 99 a month"....for the REST OF YOUR LIFE, LOL !

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  7. We have a family member who is a 40+ year "veteran" of GM. We buy that way - set price, no negotiations. Makes things easy. Good luck!!

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  8. Thanks everyone--I was kidding about the 25K--unless you send it to me. I am going to lease for 3 years at $99.00 month and then buy later!

    I will buy used rather than New as the depreciation starts the minute you drive off the lot!

    Your advice is taken, appreciated and sound!!!

    Thanks friends!!!


    J

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  9. Hope you got the one you want, with the price you want! :)
    I just did that a few months ago. I did not budge. Very proud of myself. LOL

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